Neatly falling in to the "oh my Gaaawd" category: Football 365's report on Chelsea chairman Ken Bates' Sky Sports appearance last week. Insisting that demand was high for tickets for Chelsea's UEFA Cup game Bates revealed that Hapoel Tel-Aviv fans had be attempting to book tickets for the game in the home supporters' sections "but we know they're Israelis because they always ask if there's a discount for block bookings".