We are beginning to feel sorry for those who try to earn their living by breaking in to footballers' houses in the Liverpool area. First there were those lads who were confronted with a none-too-pleased Duncan Ferguson when they entered his house without a key (and are now being fed through a tube), and last week those who illegally entered Jamie Redknapp's house in the Wirral got a whole lot less than they bargained for. What did they find in their swag bag when they got home? The video of Jamie's knee operation. Ugh. Still, they looked hard for league title medals but just couldn't find any.

Cough.