Sir, - Vis-a-vis Y's recent recommendation on the use of tiger dung as a repellent against foxes, if anyone is interested, I am in the way of procuring a rare powder, retailing at £5 a ounce, which, when liberally sprinkled over the lawn, is guaranteed to keep elephants out of one's back garden. Failing this, mone is refunded without question.
Yours, etc.,
Clontarf,
Dublin 3.