Madam, - Great news for SUV users! There are places in America where you can purchase army surplus tanks. They will be disarmed, of course, but they are otherwise in full working order.
It must be acknowledged that there are disadvantages; there is the price of fuel to consider and the cost of transporting your tank across the Atlantic. But they are guaranteed to boost even the most fragile ego. - Yours, etc,
JOHN BARRETT, Saval Park Gardens, Dalkey, Co Dublin.