Madam, - "Keane devours hapless Wolves" - Ouch 1; "Pennant flags his intentions"- Ouch 2; "Parker invention is penned back" - Ouch 3; "Tara topped by Gaeltacht" - Ouch 4; "Harps set up clash of note" - Ouch 5; "Lions get off to a roaring start" - Ouch 6.
And there's more, each one "oucher" than the other, all in your Sports Supplement (December 8th).
Any chance, Madam, you could leave your subs on the bench, for a while? - Yours etc.,
MICHAEL CARROLL, Cherrygarth, Mount Merrion, Co Dublin.