Sir, - I am concerned that it may not be possible for An Post to stuff a millennium candle through my rather modest letterbox.
Fortunately I do have an alternative suggestion as to where Mr Brennan might stuff his candle. I have written to him accordingly, but he has not yet given me his reaction.
I shall endeavour to keep you informed. - Yours, etc.,
Bill Power, Priest Road, Tramore, Co Waterford.