Sir, – It isn't often one gets to giggle at an article on the Front page of The Irish Timesat 7.30am, but I did on Wednesday morning. As I sat up in bed, with my cuppa in one hand and my (delivered to the door- bliss) newspaper in the other, Miriam Lord's article did the business for me. I sniggered and snorted as I visualised her Dáilton Abbey scenario – Lord Kenny Grantham, Lady Fitzgerald Grantham etc. But what about the scandals, the intrigues, the whispers in the Dáilton corridors? Episode One, please, Miriam! – Yours, etc,