Madam, – Stuart Boyle (August 18th) reckons it would take a special all-party group to come up with a definitive name for the capital’s wheel. And who would be the ideal Sinn Féin representative on this ad hoc committee? Why, Martin Ferris, of course! – Yours, etc,
Madam, – How about “The Wheel of Fortune”, seeing as that’s how much it probably cost? – Yours, etc,
Madam, – Regarding Stuart Boyle’s suggestion (August 18th) that we will require a multi-party committee to name the capital’s wheel, might I suggest we have a multifaceted name, which would cover the likes of politicians, property developers and the capital’s purveyors of illegal substances: “The Wheeler Dealer”? – Yours, etc,
Madam, – Roulette! – Yours, etc,