Woman conquers pensioner

Nairobi - A sugar company employee who took early retirement lost his $3,600 pension in a one-night orgy, Kenyan newspapers reported…

Nairobi - A sugar company employee who took early retirement lost his $3,600 pension in a one-night orgy, Kenyan newspapers reported yesterday. The man cashed his cheque as soon as he stopped work and headed for a bar. "He set to conquer a woman from a neighbouring country," the Kenya Times said. When the bars ran out of beer the couple staggered to a hotel. On awakening, the woman and the last of his pension were gone.