‘Your old dear has sticky-out ears and legs like the William Dorgan Bridge’

‘Your dad is the leader of a political porty that believes women should have to re-sit their driving test every six months’

‘Stop, I’m going to spew all over this hordwood floor.’

‘Stop, I’m going to spew all over this hordwood floor.’

‘I can’t actually believe this?” Sorcha goes.

And I’m there, “If it’s any consolation, I can’t believe it either.”

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