‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: I’m about to get a horsh lesson on how Mount Anville moms’ WhatsApp groups really work

“Oh my God,” Honor goes, barely looking up from her phone at me, “I’ve just noticed how fat you’ve become lately. When you step on the bathroom scales, does it say, ‘To Be Continued’?”

I go, “I’m sorry, Honor, we’re not doing that today.”

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