‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘She’s been living on chicken Kievs and screw-top Sauvignon blanc!’
‘He can be alright sometimes, my old man.’
They’re porked the whole length of Brighton Road – we’re talking BMW X5s of every colour. You’d never know there was, like, a global pandemic on?
The old man is surprised to see me at the door – although shocked is possibly more the word?