Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: We’re not American. This is how people from south Dublin talk?
The Dingle restaurant owner thinks Ross’s family are from the US – and things get ugly
Honor: ‘I’m talking about Kerry. It’s always, like, raining and it gets dork at, like, midday?’ Illustration: Alan Clarke
“Can I have a glass of wine?” Honor goes.
And I’m there, “I don’t see why not.”