Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We’re having a fancy dress porty. I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’
Despite Sorcha’s warning, Ross may have just made a bad situation worse
‘I have a definite way with the Lalor ladies.’
Sorcha’s old dear asks me to go to her gaff in Smithfield to get her clothes. And, while this is technically a breach of the lockdown rules, I’m more than happy to oblige, because (a) it’s a chance for me to see Sorcha’s old man and gloat, and (b) I can’t spend another week watching a 68-year-old woman walk around my house in my wife’s Sexy Mama T-shirt and her Juicy Couture tracksuit bottoms with the handprint motif on the orse.
I actually can’t get into the cor quick enough.