Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I actually like Donald Trump. I can see a lot of myself in him’

Honor has found a new hero – the scary orange man in the white house who has taken over the planet

“These days, of course, parents don’t need to tell their kids about The Bogeyman, because they have the President of the United States of America.”

“These days, of course, parents don’t need to tell their kids about The Bogeyman, because they have the President of the United States of America.”

Like a lot of parents, my old pair used to try to scare me straight by warning me about The Bogeyman. One of my earliest memories, in fact, is my old dear telling me, “If you don’t fix me a Martini – four ounces of gin, one ounce of dry vermouth, served in a chilled cocktail glass with a twist of lemon – The Bogeyman is going to get you!”

These days, of course, parents don’t need to tell their kids about The Bogeyman, because they have the President of the United States of America.

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