‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Home-schooling? Me? But I’m a complete focking dunderhead’

Honor: ‘What the fock could you possibly teach me?’

Honor: ‘What the fock could you possibly teach me?’

So it’s, like, half-eight in the morning when Sorcha shakes me awake, going, “Come on, Ross – time to get up! Let’s go!”

I’m obviously like, “Excuse me?” because we’re supposedly self-isolating and there’s literally nothing to get up for?

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