‘Instagramming your food will result in you being violently removed from the premises’
Ross O’Carroll Kelly: Rude restaurants – in Ranelagh – are back and the family has a booking
I’ve never seen Sorcha and Honor so excited. We’ve managed to get a table – cue drumroll – in Il Sommo Poeta in Ranelagh.
For those of you who’ve never had the pleasure, it’s one of those restaurants that styles itself as an “exclusive dining club”. They don’t take reservations – they actually answer the phone with a straight, “Fock off!” – and yet there’s a 12-month waiting list for a table.