‘Bouncy castles attract undesirables. They’re not for People Like Us’
Just when Ross thought there were no more tears, the floodgates open in Bucharest
She stops laughing and touches her cheek, then stares at her wet fingers like she’s seeing a miracle.
My old dear’s tear duct transplant was a 100 per cent success – that’s according to Dr Karoly Estherazy, the dude who performed the actual op.
When I walk into the recovery ward, she’s sitting up in bed, with two humungous black eyes, wondering was that a vending machine she saw outside in the corridor and does it by any chance vend gin martinis?