‘Any chance of a passport?’ asks the Queen while Lars Von Trier takes on Mrs Brown
Patrick Freyne previews this year’s Christmas TV and gives away some plot twists
Mary, Mel and Sue’s Big Christmas Thank You air on BBC1 on Christmas Eve. Photograph: Emilie Sandy/BBC
I have previewed next week’s television so you can forgo binge watching and instead spend time talking to your family, who love you, apparently.