Yes, we love bikinis but not all of them equally. In particular, we don't think much of this example designed and modelled by English television presenter Denise Van Outen for the Top Shop chain. For some reason, the words "cheap" and "nasty" come to mind when we look at it. Why ever should that be, do you suppose?
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