Hey, is it time for another meaningless list story? Robert Pattinson, chief bloodsucker from the Twilightseries, has been named sexiest man alive in a poll carried out by Glamourmagazine. The top five was completed by, in order, Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, David Beckham and Brad Pitt.

Interestingly, a senior movie PR wonk recently told Reel News that only four stars require the maximum level of security when attending press junkets: Pattinson, Depp, Pitt and Zac Efron (No 6 in the list). Poor old Leonardo DiCaprio used to be in that select club, but now only requires Grade B security. He wasn't in Glamour'sTop 10 either.

Fickle punters. Whatever Celine Dion suggested, your heart does not go on.