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So Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Woody Allen now

TMZ has a video of Lindsay Lohan and Woody Allen exiting a restaurant in New York after a dinner date. Lindsay Lohan dining with Woody Allen. It’s basically the equivalent of Pat Byrne from The Voice heading off on a fishing trip …

Wed, May 9, 2012, 14:38

   

TMZ has a video of Lindsay Lohan and Woody Allen exiting a restaurant in New York after a dinner date. Lindsay Lohan dining with Woody Allen. It’s basically the equivalent of Pat Byrne from The Voice heading off on a fishing trip with Bruce Springsteen.

So are they working together? Friends? Is Lindsay Woody’s new muse? What’s going on?

Perhaps they’re working on a remake of one of Allen’s old flicks? Let’s go with that. Here are The Top 5 Woody Allen Films Lindsay Lohan May Hypothetically Be Remaking.

1. Play It Again Sam
Lindsay Lohan stars in a remake of the 1972 film written by Allen. As in the original, Lohan’s character is obsessed with Casablanca and is visited by a ghostly Samantha Ronson who imparts advice on how to deal with women. This remake is especially prophetic as it’s one of the few Allen films directed by someone else, Herbert Ross. ‘Herbert’ Ross + Lindsay starring in 2005′s ‘Herbie’ Fully Loaded = Coincidence, I think not.

2. Midnight In West Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan stars in a remake of 2011′s Midnight In Paris where every time she gets thrown out of a club at midnight, she is transported back in time to when she shouldn’t have ordered that seventh vodka and Red Bull

3. The Annie Hall Trap
Comedian Alvy Singer is trying to figure out why his relationship with Annie Hall has ended when his revisionism is thrown into turmoil after he realises he was actually dating her identical twin sister the entire time.

4. Small Time Crooks
Lindsay Lohan and her friends star in a remake of this 2000 crime-comedy caper about a bunch of crooks who aren’t very good at the crook thing, set in contemporary Beverly Hills. Oh hang on, this is already a Sophie Coppola film.

5. Celebrity 2
Lindsay Lohan stars as a unsuccessful actor who immerses herself in celebrity journalism, hopping from one ill-advised celebrity sexual encounter to another and blowing career opportunities as her life becomes increasingly chaotic. (Documentary).

 

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