J P’s old man meets me at the door with my new phone, a block of business cords and the smile of a mad axe killer taking the walk to the electric chai(...)

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(...) other 10 per cent, I’m proud to say, Ross, was down to you.”I’ll take that.“Like I said,” I go, “do you(...)

(...) puts the bucket down and runs back into the house.Sorcha’s like, “Go after her, Ross,” which is what I(...)

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(...)’s probably only fair that we loop him in, as they say. Ross, take a seat.”I’m there, “I’m fine standing(...)

(...).”I’m like, “Well, it just so happens that I want more than enough.”“Ross, go home.”“I’m not going home.”“Ross(...)

(...) agitation on his face and a cigar like King Kong’s index finger wedged between his teeth.He’s like, “Ross(...)

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(...), Ross?”I’m there, “When you come from Bray, living in a bus shelter would seem like paradise(...)

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Phaedra, this new intern I’ve been famously showing the ropes at Shred Focking Everything, really is an amazing worker. There’s less meat on Stella Mc(...)

Illustration: Alan Clarke

The objective of soccer, for the vast majority of Irish Times readers who’ve never watched the game, is to pass the ball about the place without using(...)

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(...) there on our Tobler.“Ross,” Sorcha goes, “are you crying?”I wipe my face with my sleeve. “No South(...)