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Sat 09 Sep 2008'They're recreating the moment when the universe came into existence.' I shrug my shoulders and go, 'Why bother?'
The end of the world is nigh, and no scientist buried under the Swiss border can stop it, writes Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
FIONN WAKES ME up, roysh, first thing Wednesday morning. I ask him what time it is and he says it's eight o'clock. I'm like, "Dude, the world better be about to end," and he goes, "Well, if you believe certain scarists in the media, Ross, it is." Usually, roysh, I'd turn over and go back to sleep, but the thing about sharing an aportment with a goy who won Blackboard Jungle three years in a row is that you can end up learning loads of shit, even if most of it is pretty much useless.
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