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LOCKERROOM: The affection offered to sad and pathetic old Newcastle angers and bemuses me, writes TOM HUMPHRIES

THE INVERTED nature of the entertainment on offer in the Premier League is a cliché certainly but by now this column is to cliché what Madonna is to little babies in Malawi or what coals are to Newcastle. A good home.