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Of course the Republic should have got Ikea first. And we will get it, just as soon as the M50 is sorted out; in other words, never. But we are big enough to say that it's very nice that Ikea's 270th store is opening today in Norn Iron - otherwise known as the sterling zone.

They need something to be proud of, poor things. You can't spend your whole life washing your car.