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Ronald Reagan: old enough to have known Marilyn Monroe, but was he old enough to have known Thomas Jefferson? Photograph: AP
The Christian Science Monitor asked somewhat bemusedly in a recent article, “Why is John F Kennedy still so popular?”
In Ireland, at least until recently, that would have been a very stupid question. He was the first American president with whom we could really identify, he came to visit us and made us feel good about ourselves, and he was gorgeous.
What else could you want? Much better than sweaty Tricky Dicky Nixon, even when he tried to play the Irish card by coming to visit a hastily renovated Quaker burial ground in Timahoe, Co Kildare.
Yet it seems rather quaint now to be bursting with pride because John F Kennedy was the first Catholic president of the United States, doesn’t it? After all, many presidents have claimed Irish ancestry, including Bill Clinton, although in that case it appears to be more a matter of amiable wishful thinking than fact.
So many politicians have attempted to emulate Kennedy. Remember the famous put-down of Dan Quayle by Lloyd Bentsen? Quayle was attempting to deflect criticism of the fact that he had little political experience by saying he had as much congressional experience as Kennedy. Bentsen delivered his classic putdown, parodied ever since: “Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
New Thomas Jefferson
Of course, the most successful parody was by Ronald Reagan, who was being harassed by Democratic candidate, Jimmy Carter. Reagan successfully poked fun at his own age by declaring: “This fellow they’ve nominated claims he’s the new Thomas Jefferson. Well, let me tell you something. I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine. And governor, you’re no Thomas Jefferson.”
I have my own pet theory as to why Kennedy was so popular, and it has to do with another president who claimed Irish ancestry: Grover Cleveland.
Cleveland assumed office in 1893, during dire economic circumstances. He has one unusual claim to fame. He disappeared for about four days, and secretly had part of his jaw removed. He had to have a second operation , so was out of the public eye for about a month. It was a slow-growing cancer but he judged that news would cause Wall Street to panic. So he went on “vacation” on a boat, and a team of surgeons removed the tumour.
Imagine being able to conceal that you had part of your jaw removed. He blamed teeth extractions for his swollen face, and a bout of rheumatism for sick leave. Cleveland and Kennedy had the advantage of living before the internet. If Barack Obama went missing for four minutes Twitter would spontaneously combust.