It’s transparency all the way with Irish Water
New public utility subject to Freezin’ of Information Act
Minister for the Environment Phil Hogan to be given all the information on criteria that apply to staff of Irish Water. Photograph: David Sleator
Micheál Martin reintroduced us to a familiar organism yesterday. It’ll fit in nicely with the cryptosporidium and E.coli. “The bonus culture is back,” he declared. “It’s alive and well in Irish Water.” We’ll have to boil the meter installers now before letting them past the gate. And find a filtration system for screening consultants, although it might be too late for that.
But it’s still full steam ahead towards a much-needed purification plant for Enda and his Ministers, whose sparkling pre-election clarity runs cloudier today than the outflow from Ming Flanagan’s tap in Roscommon.
But never mind the waterborne bonuses that will be paid to the staff of our newest public utility. Never mind the lump sums and pensions given to these raw recruits when they retired their way into big new jobs in Irish Water.
The Taoiseach wasn’t really of a mind to discuss their situation during Leaders’ Questions. He was more concerned with the condition of the current supply.
Is Irish Water fit for human consumption? In too many cases, it is not, Enda told the Dáil. Something must be done. Then there is the leaking. Worse than a Fine Gael parliamentary meeting, it seems. “There is water unaccounted for,” announced the Taoiseach. He’s looked everywhere.
Even behind the radiators in Government Buildings. But the water has drained away like documents destined for the PAC. This cannot continue. The question the Fianna Fáil leader asked was very similar. But the Taoiseach wasn’t as eager to address it. Is Irish Water fit for human consumption? Micheál Martin isn’t convinced.
The public jury is still very much out on the issue, but early reports on its establishment are making a lot of people feel very queasy. Mind you, it was a stroke of luck for the fledging utility giant so many qualified people were available to join the team from Bord Gáis and the local authorities.
Micheál is suspicious, though. Did these senior employees make the switch with the gentle encouragement of fat retirement lump sums and nice pensions?
The Taoiseach didn’t really know, as its nothing to do with him and he’s only interested in making sure people don’t get sick from drinking the water or drown in a tsunami of leaks. His worries have nothing to do with the new staff of Bord Gush, though.
As the Opposition leader pointed out, their job for the next decade or so will be to charge for water and collect the money. The local authorities will still be responsible for maintaining the system.
So why, wondered Micheál, are bonuses up for grabs? Enda stepped in to muddy the water “in the interests of transparency”.
He’s asked Big Phil to look into this issue and the chief executive of the new company will have to give him “the full information on those criteria that apply in the case of Uisce Éireann, Irish Water, so that everybody will understand what is involved if an employee is to achieve an output of work or a productivity that would allow him or her achieve a performance pay rating”.