Full marks for Enda and his brass neck

After spending a year and a half defending scheme which was scrapped this week, descriptions of what Kenny’s Government was going to do now don’t inspire confidence

Peter Mathews:  he is not  a member of  the  banking inquiry but  he believes himself to be something of an authority on financial matters.   Photograph: Dara Mac Dónaill/The Irish Times

Peter Mathews: he is not a member of the banking inquiry but he believes himself to be something of an authority on financial matters. Photograph: Dara Mac Dónaill/The Irish Times

Thu, Jun 19, 2014, 01:05

We are not going to adjust our adjustments just yet because it’s just too early to be doing any adjusting. We have to do a proper reading of the national accounts first.

Then, when Jupiter is transiting through the House of Capricorn and the Fiscal Compact rises through the House of Europe, Michael Noonan shall consult the Calendar of Convergence to obtain a structural balance in the medium term by 2018.

It’s quite simple, really. “Under the treaty, the European Commission sets out what they call the Calendar of Convergence – and not the Irish authorities as suggested by the Irish Fiscal Advisory Council, ” explained Enda, reading from a script. “The Government’s fiscal adjustment plans are in line with the requirements of the new fiscal framework.”

Although we’ll be doing the bare minimum within it, apparently. And that’s it in a nutshell from Enda. We have four more months of this to endure, as Independent TD Catherine Murphy helpfully reminded us in the Dáil yesterday. “We are now into budget season,” said the deputy for Kildare North. Which is even longer than the panto season. God help us.

The Taoiseach looked tired when he took Leaders Questions. Perhaps it was because he was on the back foot again, still apologising over the discretionary medical cards debacle.

Following his better-late-than-never act of contrition over upsetting so many people by removing their cards, the Opposition followed up with more questions.

A sullen Enda repeated that the HSE is working “flat out” to make sure 15,000 people got back their cards. However, both Micheál Martin and Caoimhghín Ó Caoláin pointed out that these individuals were still out of pocket as a result, while many more deserving cases fall outside the new parameters being considered by the Government. What’s he going to do about that? This served to sour Enda’s mood, particularly as Micheál kept accusing his Government of “incoherence and inconsistency”.

Unfortunately for the Taoiseach, after spending so much time (a year and a half) stoutly defending the scheme which was finally scrapped this week, descriptions of what his Government was going to do now to make things better don’t inspire confidence. This crowd can happily argue black is white, so they need to start winning back some credibility.

Enda tried to fight his corner, protesting that they had been trying to make the situation fairer. By centralising the system, they could see how some people were getting cards while others, in similar circumstances but different locations, were not.

“So you decided to take them all away,” interjected Mattie McGrath, niggling away as usual. Enda, irritated by the running commentary from Mattie, snapped: “Stick with your Scrap Metal Bill, you!”