Woollies in the shopsIn the unlikely event that this Indian summer dries up, we have lots to get our mitts around
Ikea’s Najad Salmon€3.50 and seriously delicious
‘Downton’ is backSunday, September 16th. Plump up those sofa cushions
Sheridan SmithTV’s best actress – The Royle Family, Gavin Stacey, Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps and star of the musical version of Legally Blonde – goes legit playing Hedda Gabler at London’s Old Vic
TartanAlso back again. Is it something to do with the Scottish independence campaign?
The Lollipop LegionKeeping the kids safe and happy. Just try to not smile back at them – you’d need a heart of stone
Canal Bank RunA dander through the Docklands in early sparkling sunlight sets you up for the day
Joe DuffyNo, really. London-based Irish artist Fuchsia Macaree has done the impossible and made Liveline funny and beautiful with this zine of illustrations
Parental ParkingDemolition derby outside the school gates. Take these broken wing mirrors and walk
Hello!Announcing plans to have more lifestyle, less slebs. Really? We’re not that interested in their recipes
Head liceSchool’s not open a wet week and the first “please check your child’s hair” text has arrived
Francois Hollande’s love lifeFrankly, we’ve heard enough. And if we’ve heard enough, what must the notoriously discreet French be feeling?
PinstripeNo one wants to look like a banker
Russell BrandSupposedly with Geri who used to be in the Spice Girls. We’ve long ceased to care what the beardy buffoon does
OK Commuter?Probably not. Traffic floods back on to our streets and normal stress levels have resumed