Another Life: The prickly problems of life as a hedgehog
The animal is capable of living for 10 years, but most don’t survive beyond two, not least because badgers like to hunt them, then leave only scooped-out spiny skins
Hedgehog: tricky to study in the wild. Illustration: Michael Viney
The last hedgehog I saw was, as in Pam Ayres’s requiem, “squashed . . . and dead . . . and flat” on the boreen, like someone’s long-forgotten purse.
More happily, a good friend has one that keeps returning at night to his yard, where a kennelled dog lies comfortably with his nose in the opening and his unlicked bowl close by. There is a sudden volley of barking – this at 1am or 2am – and my friend must go out with a long-handled shovel, retrieve the curled-up animal from beneath the dog’s paw, and gently lob it back into the dark. “You’d think it would learn,” he says.
When we had Aylesbury ducks, delightful but wild in spirit, a frenzy of quacking in the middle of the night and a glimpse of whirring white wings took me out to find a hedgehog plundering seven eggs laid deep amid brambles and meadowsweet. It took the long turf tongs to extract him, for overnight confinement in a tea chest.
Since then the few signs of hedgehog on our acre have been the occasional overheard snuffle and wheeze, or a trail in long grass – a wavering furrow confirmed by a casual dropping, small, jet black and gleaming with fragments of beetles. The grass this autumn having grown at a great rate, I explored our likeliest patch of lawn and found, indeed, a furrow, but one broad, straight and purposeful and fringed, at intervals, with divots scooped from the earth. Such familiar spoor of a badger seems to rule out the chances of hosting a live hedgehog of our own.
Predation of badgers on hedgehogs, leaving a scooped-out spiny skin, is well attested. In the early days of Eye on Nature a Co Wicklow reader, woken in the night by what sounded like a baby crying in the garden, went out with a torch to find a hedgehog pinned under a badger. She hit the attacker, which ran off. “The skin on the poor little hedgehog’s face was completely ripped off,” she wrote, “and it kept whimpering like a child.” She nursed it back to health and later released it into the undergrowth.
Conservation zoologists at Oxford University have shown that hedgehogs steer well away from locations that smell of badgers – such behaviour might even be bred in their genes. There is now research to see how they respond to local clearances of badgers, with or without tuberculosis. There would be extra feeds of earthworms (hedgehogs extract them “with a gentle rocking motion”) but also, perhaps, more attacks on ground-nesting birds and their eggs. In 2011 a reader in Co Antrim reported seeing a hedgehog kill a male blackbird and take more than an hour to eat it.