You’ve read the column, bought the books, seen the stage shows, now brace yourself for The Ort of Ross O’Carroll Kelly, an exhibition by artist Alan Clarke, who has been drawing Ross for a decade. Opening today at the Powerscourt Townhouse Centre, Dublin, it shows the great man in his many guises down the years, from rugby hero to ladykiller to shredmeister. The exhibition will run throughout December, and is sponsored by Dubarry . . . who else?