Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Conor McGregor has a lot to answer for. Not that I’d say that to his face’
- October 3, 2015, 05:27
To talk Ronan out of mixed mortial orts, I’m going to have to speak his language
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘If you bought a gaff in Tenerife, they'd say they bought one in Elevenerife’
- September 26, 2015, 05:00
Honor’s Chinese exchange has a conniption fit in the Villeroy & Boch section of Brown Thomas
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I should report you – underfloor heating is a human right’
- September 19, 2015, 05:45
Ability to fake sincerity in any situation is best thing about a south Dublin convent education
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I already feel sorry for Honor’s host family in China’
- September 12, 2015, 05:45
‘The birth of my children was the best non-rugby-related thing that ever happened to me. But my daughter moving to the other side (...)
RWC 15: Ross O’Carroll Kelly - my life in World Cups
- September 10, 2015, 07:00
There’s a photo of my old man with Hamilton, who is clearly thinking, ‘Who’s this knob?’
Ross does EP (part two): ‘Our daughter . . . is missing . . . at Electric Picnic’
- September 7, 2015, 12:00
We run into the Mindfield area and over to where a humongous crowd is trying to squeeze itself into the tent . . .
Ross goes to Electric Picnic: 'I’m not staying in a focking tent'
- September 4, 2015, 12:15
“It’s not camping,” Sorcha tries to go. “It’s what they call glamping!” Honor whips out her phone. “I’m staying in Castle Durrow,”(...)
‘People are chanting, “CO’CK for Taoiseach! CO’CK for Taoiseach!” over and over again’
- August 29, 2015, 01:00
‘I see one placard at the next auction and the doggy gets it. Cah-peesh?’
- August 22, 2015, 01:00
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Why don’t you just tell Denis O’Brien’s solicitor that you’ll stop having Denis O’Brien Hair?’
- August 15, 2015, 08:00
“Make it a good letter,” the old man goes. “One of your specials. Lots of forthwiths and hereafters and whatnots. That should wipe(...)
Ross O'Carroll Kelly: ‘I've got to stop thinking about my old man as just an ATM'
- August 1, 2015, 01:00
'He’s actually more than that – although I probably will ask him for a couple of grand while I have him.'
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You know that smell. You’ve been to Cavistons with your mother’
- July 11, 2015, 05:40
... ‘Yeah, but a whole town that smells like Cavistons? Er, no thanks!’
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: ‘I’ve genuinely never seen Sorcha so angry . . .
- July 4, 2015, 00:00
. . . for something other than sleeping with her friends'
‘Why would I want to date you? I’m already married to you. Would that not be a bit, I don’t know, weird?’
- June 27, 2015, 00:00
“I’d be very surprised if she looked well, Babes. I always thought the girl was bet-down. I hope that doesn’t come across as sexis(...)
Listen up: ‘I suddenly feel like a man of substance, a man not to be trifled with’
- June 13, 2015, 01:00
Listen up: ‘Any week in which Honor doesn’t maim another student is a bonus'
- June 6, 2015, 05:00
‘I turned my head to see the old dear staring at me from, like, 10 feet away, looking like a drag queen being secretly poisoned to death’
- May 9, 2015, 05:00
‘Most of these conversations took place while I was in the cor, driving around like the proverbial blue-orsed fly’
‘You’re not Eliza Doolittle. You’re Eliza Saylittle. In fact, you’re Eliza Sayfockall’
- January 24, 2015, 06:00
"She’s been parading around Dublin with her ethnically diverse godchildren in tow ..."
- December 6, 2014, 07:11
. . . one black, one Chinese and one a little bit Eastern Europeany’
‘If you stare at my old dear for long enough, you can see the evil coming off her’
- November 22, 2014, 01:00
‘Who’s Wendy Wagoner? Is this yet another donor you’re using to farm fat for your forehead?’
- October 18, 2014, 01:00
‘It led to Sean McDermott Street being described as “Dublin’s Notting Hill”.’
- October 4, 2014, 01:00
‘I don’t write down anything Honor says for fear of it falling into the hands of a social worker’
- September 6, 2014, 01:00
‘There are times when even my old man can’t hide his disappointment at how thick I am’
- August 30, 2014, 01:00
‘When you come from Bray, living in a bus shelter would seem like paradise’
- August 9, 2014, 01:00
‘I will never, ever understand the game of soccer. And thank God for that’
- July 26, 2014, 01:00
“I’m like ‘No way. Christmas Day is a day for family. It’s precious and blah, blah, blah’ ”
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