Hay at Kells: And then there were three
Strong women grab Kells by the book
ONE minute there was nothing much happening. Then it all happened. Hay Festival Kells came into the world, accompanied by the bang-bang-bang of a trio of literary firecrackers.
Whoosh! Out of the blackness of the Breslin stage at the St Vincent de Paul Theatre blazed Lisa Dwan’s astonishing performance of Beckett’s short play Not I. Pow! From the unpromising topic Shakespeare’s Lovers, Germaine Greer fashioned a dazzling lecture which held 500 people spellbound from start to finish. Wham! Armed with nothing more than a glass of water and a copy of her memoir Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?, Jeanette Winterson delivered a reading which combined the timing of a stand-up comedian with the insight of a poet.
For the first day of a brand-new festival, it was impressive stuff. True, Kells has been gearing up for this for months, with many properties in the town getting a facelift courtesy of teams of volunteer painters, and pop-up secondhand and antiquarian bookshops popping up everywhere - even the butcher’s. But nobody really knew how it would all pan out. And to programme Beckett on the afternoon of the first day was to add to the uncertainty.
Lisa Dwan is a slip of an actor, and Beckett’s Not I is a slip of a play - just under 10 minutes at, as Beckett’s stage direction has it, “the speed of thought”. Or as Dwan prefers to put it, “I go like the clappers”. No matter how much you swot up about the piece in advance, no matter how eloquent Dwan’s own descriptions of her preparations for this notoriously demanding role might be, nothing could prepare you for the experience of seeing her disembodied mouth rattling and babbling eight feet above your head.
The script is a gossamer fabric woven from nothingness: random, repeated words linked by a series of dots. And yet the hypnotic rhythms of what is, effectively, a prose poem drill into the senses with the insistence of a jackhammer. “It frightens the life out of me every time,” Dwan confessed at the Q and A session afterwards. On a large screen, there was footage of her predecessor in the role of Mouth, Billie Whitelaw, who described the role as “like falling backwards into hell”.
What, one perceptive audience member asked Dwan, was she frightened of? I was too stunned to register her reply. Because that’s the question, isn’t it. What are we frightened of? That’s exactly the question with Beckett.
“How pretty was the Elizabethan boy?” and “What do women want?” and “Where would you get pink fur in 1600 - and what kind of boy is it who gets pink fur on his bedgown anyhow?” were the questions being asked by Professor Germaine Greer in her lecture on boy lovers in Shakespeare.The place, to use a very non-Shakespearean word, was chocker. Greer’s talk was erudite, informative, amusing and - causing the teenage girl sitting beside me to gasp and cover her mouth with her hand on more than one occasion - unapologetically explicit.