White House reveals Death Star fatal flaw
Oh those Star Wars fans! They’re such cards. If they’re not declaring themselves as Jedi Knights on census forms, they’re petitioning the White House to build a Death Star.
Thirty four thousand people have, indeed, urged the President to construct an intergalactic planet-destroying machine.
Paul Shawcross, a senior official at the White House Office of Management and Budget, commented: Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship? Good line, sir.