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  • Has the dreadful rom-com passed on?

    September 10, 2010 @ 9:12 pm | by Donald Clarke

    One of the great mysteries of contemporary cinema concerns the decline of the romantic comedy into the most (justifiably) reviled of all mainstream genres. Many of the greatest films ever made in Hollywood fall into that category. It Happened One Night, The Lady Eve, His Girl Friday, Annie Hall, The Shop around the Corner: establishing a list of rom-com masterpieces does not much strain the average cineaste’s memory cells.

    “Ha, ha! I love pretty things and vulgar weddings.” “Ha ha! I like to burp during sex.”

    Yet, somewhere in the 1990s all the sauce and vigour was stripped from the form. Rather than exploiting individual gender wars to comic effect, the pictures became about caricaturing such disputes — men like sports and burping; women like shoes and vulgar weddings — and providing punters with a degree of dreary wish-fulfillment. All romances, it seems, end with white doves being released at a ceremony carried out by Robin Williams. Last Christmas, when detailing my worst films of 2009, I suggested, not entirely facetiously, that all five could have been American romantic comedies. This was, you recall, the year that The Ugly Truth, Bride Wars, Couples Retreat and All About Steve were released.

    Who is to blame? The marketing men, I guess. Offering viewers women as complex as those in The Lady Eve or His Girl Friday is now regarded as a risky move. Why, timid, frail little cinemagoers might get frightened by the big scary ladies with their eccentric habits and singular ambitions! Moreover, characters such as those played by  Doris Day in Pillow Talk or Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story seem a little too content in themselves. It’s almost as if they could — should circumstances dictate — get by perfectly well without a man in their lives. This is not an attitude Bridget Jones would understand.

    The good news is that the failure of several recent high-profile romantic comedies — The Switch, Going the Distance — suggests that film enthusiasts might finally be waking up to the atrociousness of the modern lovey-dovey comedy (actually The Switch was okay, but never mind). Could it all be over? Well, we have to wait and see if some bright spark can turn a genuinely smart romantic comedy into a proper hit. That’s quite a challenge.

    To return to an issue above, I think one of the great underrated romantic comedies remains Pillow Talk (1959). True, it all ends with Doris giving in to Rock and his evil ways, but the chase is delightful and, as suggested above, it is interesting how solidly independent Doris’s character seems. Also, irony fans will adore the scene during which Rock Hudson, the  unseen priapic songwriter who shares a partyline with the heroine, suggests that her new boyfriend – who is, of course, Rock himself posing as a Texan — might be one of those men who “like to exchange cooking recipes” and are “very devoted of their mothers”. You get my drift.

    Enjoy…

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  • It’s the tenth anniversary of Millennium Eve.

    December 30, 2009 @ 11:41 pm | by Donald Clarke

    And, of course, the end of a strange decade. To celebrate, The Ticket returns, for one week only, to Thursday’s edition of the paper. Happily, the supplement is as packed with unmissable feature articles and transcendent filler as ever.

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    Why has Screenwriter put a picture of us on this post, we wonder.

    If you can bear one last list — oh go on, just one wahfer-thin leest — have a glance at the final deliberations of the Dublin Film Critics Circle. A few weeks ago, my colleagues and I had a slap-up lunch and voted for the best films of the year and the decade.

    The ten best of 2009 was as follows:

    1.    Let the Right One In
    2.    The White Ribbon
    3.    Up
    4.    The Hurt Locker
    5.    The Wrestler
    6.    Il Divo
    7.    A Serious Man
    8.    Mesrine Parts 1 & 2
    9.    Slumdog Millionaire
    10.  District 9/Moon

    No surprises in the top three. Let the Right One In, The White Ribbon and Up seem confirmed as the unshakable critics favourites of 2009. Interesting to see Mesrine figuring so high. I have to say, I felt it began to outstay its welcome halfway through Part II.

    Here’s the decade poll:

    1.    There Will be Blood
    2.    Downfall
    3.    Brokeback Mountain
    4.    The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
    5.    The White Ribbon
    6.    Hidden
    7.    United 93
    8.    City of God
    9.    Little Miss Sunshine/In The Mood for Love.
    10.  Spirited Away

    Now look, I don’t want to start a fight — I know many readers sided with my fellow reviewers here — but I really don’t think Downfall belongs at the very top. It’s an excellent film, but it’s really all about the performance. If Oliver Hirschbiegel directs another truly great film then I’ll eat my own head. (In case you’re wondering about the odd discrepancy as regards the relative positions of The White Ribbon and Let the Right One In in the 2009 and decade polls, there was a slightly different electorate for the two votes.)

    We also decided that Waveriders was the best Irish film of the year — though I voted for The Secret of Kells – and that the award for best Irish film of the decade should be shared equally between Hunger and Adam & Paul. You can have a gawp at the full results here.

    Also, in today’s Ticket, I ponder what cinematic delights are coming your way in the New Year. Yeah, we’re all gagging for Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life. Sure, we can’t wait for Werner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. But I know what’s really got you juddering with hopeful anticipation.

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    Good grief! This looks awesome. We have been deprived of J-Lo’s talent for so long that this is akin to receiving a new novel from J D Sallinger. Then again, the film looks so different from her earlier work — it’s a romantic comedy involving pregnancy — that it is, perhaps, more like receiving a new opera or an original public sculpture from Mr Sallinger.

    Alas, you’ll have to wait until March for the film itself.

    Oh yeah. So why did we put a picture of Galaxy Quest at the top of the page?

  • Is Brief Encounter a comedy? Well, IS IT?

    October 9, 2009 @ 7:15 pm | by Donald Clarke

    I’m sorry to go on about this. But the tendency to describe any film featuring kissing as a “romantic comedy” is driving me bloody crazy. Our latest exhibit is an execrable new Jennifer Aniston film entitled Love is Nice. No, hang on a moment. That was a parody in The Simpsons. The latest Aniston atrocity is actually called Love Happens. Throughout Mad Pete Bradshaw’s review in The Guardian, the film is repeatedly referred to as a “romcom”. About half the reviews I have dug through elsewhere also describe it thus. Let me repeat an admonition from my own rant in today’s paper. Love Happens is not a comedy! I don’t mean this in snarky way. I’m not saying the film-makers tried to make a comedy and failed. I mean it’s not supposed to be a comedy.

    When did this happen? When did the romantic drama — a genre that takes in peerless pictures such as Now Voyager and The Ghost and Mrs Muir – become so debased that the marketing Johnnies felt compelled to sell every one as a yuckfest? Remember Adam from earlier this year? Remember PS I Love You? Disappointing romcoms, weren’t they? No, no, no! They were disappointing romantic dramas. If Brief Encounter were released today it would be marketed in the same way. Is Brief Encounter a comedy? Well, is it? IS IT?YouTube Preview Image


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