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  • Can anything beat Toy Story 3?

    November 21, 2010 @ 9:02 pm | by Donald Clarke

    We are progressing into the last lap of the race for 2010 box-office champ. At time of writing, three days after the most Potterific candidate opened, Toy Story 3 still sits at the top. The latest Pixar film just squeezed past Alice in Wonderland to take prime position. The former has raked in $1.062 billion; the latter took in a whopping $1.024 billion.

    Among the interesting factoids to note here is that, for the first time ever, one studio — venerable old Walt Disney — has racked up two billion-dollar movies in the same year. The success of Alice still strikes one as slightly baffling. It’s hard to find anybody who adored the thing. Plenty of people thought it was all right. Some people thought it was dire. But Alice lovers don’t exactly shout about their passion. At any rate, the presence of Johnny Depp — and the stubborn popularity of 3D — helped the picture become a great hit in Rest of the World. In the top 10, only Shrek: Forever After made a higher percentage of its takings outside the US.

    Glancing at the calendar for next month, it’s hard to see anything other than Harry Potter shifting Toy Story 3 from top place (or, for that matter, Alice from second). The Tourist? Not really a young person’s film, I would guess. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader? Well, given that Disney dropped the franchise, that doesn’t seem too likely. Tron Legacy or Gulliver’s Travels? Both should do okay, but neither looks like a chart topper.

    No. It’s Harry Potter or nothing. Deathly Hallows  has opened well, but I suspect that the hiccup over 3-D might cost the picture any serious chance of securing top spot. It’s not that a significantly smaller number of punters will attend — this is Harry Potter, after all — but losing the 3-D surcharge on tickets will probably be (just) significant enough to relegate Ms Rowling’s gang to third place.

    Meanwhile, Inception sits proudly in the top five. Good for Mr Nolan. The fan-boy enthusiasm may be bit wearing, but it’s great to see a picture that is neither a sequel, a remake nor even an adaptation do so well. When was the last time such a film figured that high in the hit parade? Huh? Huh? Huh?

    Oh yeah. Last year with Avatar. Still, the result is encouraging. More on this when the race is run. Here’s how we currently stand:

    1 Toy Story 3 ($1,062.7 million)

    2 Alice in Wonderland ($1,024.3 million)

    3 Inception ($820.0 million)

    4 Shrek Forever After ($737.4 million)

    5 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ($691.3 million)

    6 Iron Man 2 ($621.8 million)

    7 Despicable Me ($520.2 million)

    8 Clash of the Titans ($493.2 million)

    9 How to Train Your Dragon ($493.2 million)

    10 The Karate Kid ($358,7 million)

  • Final stab at the Oscar nominations. Is Hurt Locker now favourite?

    January 31, 2010 @ 10:22 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Hello. Billy the Fish here with his final attempt to guess Tuesday’s Oscar nominations. As we seek to anticipate the Academy’s shortlist for best picture, a strange revelation sets in. When, last summer, it was announced that the powers that be were to increase the number of best picture nods from five to 10, Screenwriter was not alone in suggesting that the real nominees would come to be seen as those films whose directors received nods. As things have worked out, the best director nominations appear already to be sewn up. So, if there were still just five best picture places, speculation would already have ended on that race. If you haven’t been following the action, the pictures in question are Avatar, Up in the Air, Precious, Inglourious Basterds and The Hurt Locker. Only Quentin Tarantino, director of Basterds, need have even the slightest worry about not ending up in the director derby.

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    L to R: Bigelow, Cameron, Your one out of Titanic who’s now married to Jim.

    With that in mind, expanding the race seems, for pundits at least, to have been a very good idea. At least we have something to talk about. Not much has changed in the bottom region of the list over the past few weeks. As has been the case for a month, there seem to be seven dead certs: the five pictures mentioned above plus Up and An Education. The remaining three places are, in this writer’s estimation, sure to be drawn from the following pool of eight: Star Trek, Invictus, A Serious Man, District 9, Crazy Heart, The Messenger, A Single Man and (no, really) Julie & Julia. That’s right. After figuring in everyone’s list in late October, Nine and The Lovely Bones now shiver on the Oscar equivalent of an undiscovered moon of Pluto. No three from that eight would amaze me, but it would be a disappointment (not least to the mainstream-hungry Academy) if one of the two science fiction pictures didn’t make it in. My heart — though not my head — votes for both Star Trek and District 9.

    What really has changed over the last few days is the race for the best picture Oscar itself. Last night, The Hurt Locker added the Directors Guild prize for best picture to the Producers Guild gong it won earlier in the week. Unlike the stupid Golden Globes, these prizes have a very good record in predicting Oscar success (not least because both electorates are packed with Academy members). So, Avatar is no longer a dead cert. The Hurt Locker has become a very, very strong second favourite. In fact, more than a few pundits now have Hurt Locker back in front.

    This creates several intriguing conflicts. Firstly (and most deliciously) the directors of the two films — Kathryn Bigelow and James Cameron — were once married. Secondly, whereas Avatar would (duh!) be the most successful film ever to take the top prize, The Hurt Locker would, by most estimates, be the least financially lucrative ever to win best picture. Indeed, a recent article in the LA Times suggested that it might be the first best-film winner to actually lose money on its theatrical release. And of course there’s the issue of gender. No woman has ever been so close to nabbing the best director Oscar.

    So it’s David (née Mrs Goliath) versus her swaggering giant of an ex. Fun, fun, fun.

    Enjoy our stab at guessing the main nominations below. The lists are arranged in order of likelihood. So you can take each number one as my current pick for the final prize.

    BEST PICTURE 

    1. Avatar

    2. The Hurt Locker

    3. Up in the Air

    4. Precious

    5. Inglourious Basterds

    6. Up

    7. An Education

    8. Star Trek

    9. Invictus

    10. A Serious Man

    BEST DIRECTOR

    1. James Cameron

    2. Kathryn Bigelow

    3. Jason Reitman

    4. Lee Daniels

    5. Quentin Tarantino

    BEST ACTOR

    1. Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart)

    2. George Clooney (Up in the Air)

    3. Colin Firth (A Single Man)

    4. Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker)

    5. Morgan Freeman (Invictus)

    BEST ACTRESS

    1. Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side)

    2. Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)

    3. Carey Mulligan (An Education)

    4. Helen Mirren (The Last Station)

    5. Meryl Streep (Julie & Julia)

  • Messrs O’Toole and Boorman ponder the most successful picture of all time.

    January 26, 2010 @ 11:25 pm | by Donald Clarke

    At the time of the 1987 British general election, I was living in London — in Mrs Thatcher‘s constituency, in fact — and, like many of my Guardian-reading friends, greatly appreciated a cartoon that appeared in that paper the day after the apocalypse. A man with Guardian glasses and Guardian hair (you know what I mean) looks disconsolately out the window and says to his similarly attired wife: “We must live a very sheltered life. We don’t know anybody who voted for her.”

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    The Na’vi celebrate all that lolly with, erm, a lolly.

    This gag came to my mind while enjoying a recent article by Fintan O’Toole and letter by distinguished director John Boorman on the subject of Avatar’s seemingly unstoppable advance. As it happened, Mr Boorman’s missive was published on the very day that James Cameron’s modestly diverting fantasy flick surpassed Jim’s own Titanic to become the most lucrative film ever at the world box office. (That’s today if you’ve accessed Screenwriter good and early.)

    I have some minor quibbles with both the letter and the article. I can’t quite buy Fintan’s assertion that  ”It is the case that Hollywood can’t combine technological innovation, good storytelling and human beings.” The recent re-invention of Star Trek managed all those things. So did Coraline. Despite enjoying Pixar’s work, Fintan does not, it seems, feel that the studio’s animations check all three boxes. Yet Carl Fredricksen, hero of Up, is as convincing a “human being” — this appears to be the sticking point — as any character in a typical Restoration comedy or Evelyn Waugh novel.

    In assessing the reasons for Avatar’s financial success, John (understandably) fails to mention one tedious economic consideration: tickets for 3-D movies cost about 15 percent more than those for flat films. Without that extra boost, Avatar would still be an enormously successful film, but it might be a mere Return of the King rather than an awe-inspiring Titanic. I also felt, given that another subject under discussion was The Wizard of Oz, he was too modest in not mentioning his own, extraordinary Zardoz. Of all the many takes on The Wizard of Oz, it could be the most delightfully strange and curiously undervalued.

    Never mind that. We are all three largely in agreement. The technological innovations are unquestionably noteworthy, but the picture is narratively underpowered, desperately short on character and philosophically muddled. I also happen to think that the imagined universe often looks like it’s been vomited up by My Little Pony after scoffing too many licorice all-sorts, but I guess — to mangle Dolly Parton once more — it takes a lot of ingenuity too look this cheap.Meanwhile, visitors to this “blog” have consistently — indeed near-unanimously — declared that Avatar is, well, just about okay.  Indeed, I have received complaints that I was too kind to the thing in my review. We all must live very sheltered lives indeed.

    So, what gives? How has Avatar achieved its success? Titanic appealed to so many demographics — Grandmothers saw it as a period piece, young boys as a disaster movie, teenage girls as a swoony romance — that it was almost guaranteed to vacuum up a spectacular amount of money. Yet Avatar is very much a genre piece. Mashing together the aesthetics of Yes album sleeves with those of 1950s science fiction paperback covers, the picture seems specifically designed to appeal solely to a solitary class of fantasy enthusiast. Well, no film makes $1.8 billion at the box-office by drawing on just one niche market.

    A few things spring to mind. Firstly, don’t forget that, though the film got very guarded reviews on this side of the Atlantic, it received genuine raves in America, often from quite respectable critics. It seems that a belief in the virtues of uncomplicated wonder — something we rather sneer at — still throbs in the hearts of many American pundits. That swell of opinion has pulled in a lot of older viewers.

    Secondly, after looking west, you may want to cast your eyes towards the rising sun. The very fact that the film has such an uncomplicated, oft-repeated central story is positively a boon in the area known to Hollywood as Rest of the World. Cultural and linguistic differences matter less when your film is set on another planet and based on a story that could spring from ancient myth. Keep in mind that, at time of writing, Avatar has some way to go to before it catches Titanic in America and a bit to go before passing out (ahem) Mamma Mia! in the United Kingdom. More interesting still, in Ireland it has, of yet, made only a little over three quarters of what Titanic eventually took. The real powerhouse behind the film’s success is the non-Anglophone market.

    Thirdly, remember that people who like Avatar tend to like it a lot. I am fairly sure that the chap who emailed me saying I should be sacked for only giving it three stars went to see the flick again (and again). Repeat viewings are driven by the  knowledge that, whatever the advances in home entertainment, a 3-D, motion-captured picture is never going to be as visually bludgeoning on telly as it is when projected on a screen the size of a football pitch. If you do want to see it again now’s the time to do so.

    And finally let me reiterate that (boring, but true) the tickets cost that bit more than those for your average flat film. Combine that with inflation and the film’s advance up the charts becomes a little bit more understandable. Meanwhile, with tedious predictability, Gone with the Wind still sits happily atop the inflation-adjusted box-office hit parade. I don’t think that will be beaten in my lifetime. Mind you, in my recent interview with Cameron, I indicated — with weasel words — that I felt the same about Titanic’s record in the unadjusted chart. Oh man. There’s egg on my stupid face.

  • Nine out, Trek in at Oscars?

    January 12, 2010 @ 10:46 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Viz comic used to great mileage from the fact that, as the editors saw it, nobody cared much for Fulchester goalkeeper Billy the Fish. His exploits were often accompanied by copy such as “the strip everybody hates” or “everyone’s least favourite Viz character”.

    I am beginning to suspect that Oscar gossip is Screenwriter’s equivalent of the great piscine footballer. The regular updates on the waxing and waning of various titles’ chances for the awards is usually met with a mixture of boredom and hostility. Fair enough. The Oscars are rubbish I suppose.

    It is, nonetheless, time for another rumination. What’s changed since last time? Well, The Messenger, an interesting indie film concerning Iraq, has  not picked up the support that might have been expected. More dramatically, the largely appalling reviews for Nine — including one from this writer — have finally propelled that musical into the outer wastelands of Awardsland. Now, the weird thing is that Nine still could win best musical or comedy at the Golden Globes on Sunday, but that is only because the competition is — in Awards terms — not all that juicy. The Hangover and (500) Days of Summer are both better films, but they don’t have that necessary middle-brow sheen about them. If that does happen then it’s back in the running for an Oscar nomination. The picture has, however, no chance whatsoever of winning.

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    The crew of the Enterprise marvel at intergalactic levels of tunelessnes in Nine.

    The other big mover of the new year has been Star Trek. When it was announced, back in the summer, that there were to be 10 nominations for best picture, everybody felt that the superbly reviewed, financially satisfactory science fiction romp was now a dead cert. By Christmas  its hopes had faded and it looked as if we would be stuck with yet more big, dull potboilers in the final 10. But what’s this? Star Trek has just received nominations from the Producers Guild of America, the American Cinema Editors and the Writers Guild of America for those organisations’ respective awards.  With that and Avatar in the final running the Academy might actually get the populist ceremony on which they were counting.

    Meanwhile, propelled by absurdly positive reviews, Avatar has become the second biggest film ever at the world box-office. It is now the runaway favourite for best picture.

    SCREENWRITER’S PREDICTIONS FOR THE BEST PICTURE NOMINATIONS

    1. Avatar
    Sam Worthington saves the Smurfs. James Cameron saves Hollywood.

    2. Up in the Air
    Suave, old-school Clooney pic will definitely get many nods. But what can it now win? Even the best adapted screenplay could go to…

    3. Precious
    Though utterly different in tone, the grim drama is this year’s Juno, Sideways or Little Miss Sunshine. The quasi-indie that could.

    4. The Hurt Locker
    Been a lock for a nomination ever since it received raves in the early part of the year. Mind you, its box-office takings in the US were truly appalling.

    5. Up
    Why not just give it the best animated feature gong now?

    6. Inglourious Basterds
    Well, well, well. Who knew? Quentin’s unruly war flick has been picking up vast numbers of nominations throughout awards season and is now certain of a place in the final 10. Christoph Waltz is the big favourite for best supporting actor.

    7. An Education
    Again, nobody went to see it in America. But the surge behind Carey Mulligan should keep it afloat.

    8. Invictus
    Eastwood’s tale of rugby in post-Apartheid South Africa is fading a bit. But the classy personnel — Clint, Morgan Freeman — will continue to appeal to Oscar voters.

    9. Star Trek
    Loved by all — though it underperformed outside America — this is the critically acclaimed crowd-pleaser the Academy was hoping for when it increased the number of best picture nods. Boosted by nominations from a host of professional bodies.

    10. A Serious Man
    It’s back. Just hovering outside the top 10 last time, the Coens’ masterpiece should profit from Nine’s decline.

    In: A Serious Man (re-entry), Star Trek.

    Out: Nine, The Messenger.

  • Golden Globessszzzzzz…

    December 15, 2009 @ 5:25 pm | by Donald Clarke

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    I sense that awards fatigue is already setting in among readers, so I’ll just offer a brief paragraph on the announcement of the Golden Globe nominations this afternoon. There weren’t many surprises and our pointers towards the Oscars — for which the Globes are, despite what you might hear, no great predictors — remain largely unaltered. The big three are still The Hurt Locker, Precious and Up in the Air, all of which received nominations for best dramatic picture. Avatar, coming up on the rails, defies early bad buzz to become an awards player and Inglourious Basterds, boosted by the Weinstein’s goon squad, also secures an unexpected number of nods. The biggest surprise was, perhaps, Basterds beating Clint Eastwood’s Invictus to a best dramatic picture nomination. Is it all over for the great man’s study of South Africa’s attempt to win the Rugby World Cup? Not at all. Clint is nominated for best director and Morgan Freeman gets a nod for his turn as Nelson Mandela. The film will certainly be one of the 10 best picture nominees at the Oscars and could, erm, manage a scrum turnaround to score a late try-goal. (Could somebody tutor me on rugby metaphors before the blasted thing opens?)

    The big loser remains the poorly reviewed The Lovely Bones. After its kicking from the American press, nobody much expected Peter Jackson’s adaptation of the Alice Sebold novel to get a best picture nod, but our own Saoirse Ronan looked like a good bet for the best dramatic actress shortlist.  Sadly, the call did not come.

    The most outrageous exclusion is, however, A Serious Man in the best comedy or musical category. How to put this? The Coen Brothers latest is one of the very best films of the decade; Julie & Julia does not even deserve to pass water in the same lavatory. Stupid Hollywood Foreign Press Association! (Whoever the hell they are.)

    Ricky Gervais hosts the awards on January 17th.

  • Update on the Oscars.

    December 13, 2009 @ 10:23 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Back in the summer, the Academy surprised virtually everybody by announcing that the number of nominations for the best picture Oscar was to go up from five to ten. The strategy was not hard to discern: as less mainstream films dominated recent award seasons — flicks such as No Country for Old Men and Slumdog Millionaire — viewing figures for the ceremony plummeted. Punters want their movie stars.  With 10 films in the running, voters were sure to plump for a few mainstream releases featuring men with chiselled jaws and ladies in nice dresses.

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    Mr Imhotep, one of the younger Oscar voters, seems unmoved by Bride Wars.

    Well, the plan doesn’t appear to be working out too well. Soundings of Oscar voters have so far detected few psephological surges for mainstream critics’ favourites such as the smashing Star Trek or the splendid District 9. Worse still for the Academy, many of the supposed early front-runners — fat films based on Oprah-friendly books — have crashed badly with the reviewers. Some weeks ago, writing in this place, I ventured the 10 films I felt likely to receive  nominations. The following phrase appeared in the introduction: “It all could change if The Lovely Bones gets a kicking or Nine lives down to the standards of director Rob Marshall’s distinctly iffy back catalogue.” Well, what do you know? Peter Jackson’s adaptation of the Alice Sebold book received just such a hammering from US critics. (To put things in perspective, it currently rates below 2012 and The Box on Metacritic.) Nine has only been reviewed in a few places, but the early notices are not exactly stellar. Elsewhere, The Road — which, toying with review embargoes, I’ll own up to liking very much — did just about okay with the scribes, but seems too grim for sentimentally minded Academy voters. Only one of the late finishers exceeded critical expectations: Avatar, which had been generating some negative buzz, got more than a few thumbs up from the trade papers.

    All this means that the game is very much up for grabs. The Road is still just about in the running, but it will require some nifty work by the brothers Weinstein — remember their masterpiece of manipulation for the largely unloved The Reader — to crowbar John Hillcoat’s picture into the top 10. Inglourious Basterds, the Weinsteins’ more commercial, more critically admired picture, now moves from mere hopeful to certain nominee. The favourites for ultimate victory are The Hurt Locker, Precious and Up in the Air.

    And a degree of uncertainty has now become, well, certain. That is to say at least one film in the final list will cause Oscarologists to stare disbelievingly at Variety and drop their monocle into the cereal bowl. Could Couple’s Retreat make the final grade? Or Bride Wars? Hey, worse films have won the blasted thing.

    Anyway, here’s my revised final 10. Once again, I offer the usual qualification: this is nothing like my own list of favourite films; it’s what I think the Academy will like.

    Up in the Air
    Clooney, Clooney, Clooney. Appeals to many demographics.

    The Hurt Locker
    Serious subject. Very well reviewed.

    Precious
    May have peaked too early. But greatly adored.

    Up
    The pick of visitors to Screenwriter, anyway. In this weird year it might (just) have an outside chance of becoming the first animated feature to grab top prize.

    Avatar
    Did all that whinging on the internet lower expectations enough to make the eventual film seem like a masterpiece? I’ll tell you on Friday.

    Inglourious Basterds
    Got some awful reviews on this side of the pond, but, in American terms, it’s a rare combination of critical and commerical hit.

    Invictus
    Weren’t you listening last time? It’s a Clint Eastwood film starring Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela.

    Nine
    Still in with a chance of a nom, I think. Daniel Day Lewis is, as ever, a cert for an acting nod.

    An Education
    Nobody went to see it in America, but it has that classy, foreign look the Academy loves.

    The Messenger
    Coming up on the rails. The sort of serious, actorly picture the performance wing will gladly vote for.

    Out: The Lovely Bones, The Road, and (alas) A Serious Man.

    In: Avatar, Inglourious Basterds and The Messenger.

  • So who does like 3-D?

    November 1, 2009 @ 11:55 pm | by Donald Clarke

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    Now that’s what I call a 3-D movie.

    There is, sadly, no way around it. The return of 3-D is one of the big  stories of the cinematic decade. Though only around 20 percent of Irish screens showing films available in 3-D were able to offer punters the process this summer – the rest showed the old-fashioned flat versions – those screenings accounted for about 50 percent of takings for the relevant pictures. Yet, however many people you ask, you never seem to find anybody who actually likes the blasted business. It’s the Robson and Jerome of its era. The phenomenon is a roaring success, but its fans all seem to live in remote caves or in bubbles at the bottom of the ocean.

    Okay, the story is not quite so unfathomable as I have suggested. Whereas almost all adults will tell you they find the process underwhelming, uncomfortable and overpriced, younger children do tend to enjoy putting on the glasses and ducking the hurtling spears. You may complain about Pixar giving in and issuing Up in 3-D, but the truth is they had no serious alternative. If a kiddie’s birthday bash arrives at a screen showing Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs in 3-D and a flat version of Up you can be fairly certain which entertainment the young consumers will plump for. For all his talk of immersive 3-D, Pixar’s John Lasseter knew that he had little choice but to order the Upsters to make with the digital depth-finders.

    So what? To this point, 3-D films have tended to be family entertainments anyway. The number of kids who get excited by the thought of a bumpy Up, Ice Age or Meatballs greatly exceed the number of parents scared away by the thought of paying more money to see a darker screen in marginally greater discomfort. The success has encouraged exhibitors to install digital projection systems — thereby saving the studios money on print costs — and the 3-D presentations have proved much harder to pirate. Who cares if only kids like this stuff?

    James Cameron. That’s who. The beardy Canadian made Titanic the biggest film in history by appealing to virtually every demographic. Okay, Avatar, which opens in a little over a month, will also be available in flat prints, but, what with so much of the promotion focussing on the 3-D effects, Cameron clearly believes that those old enough to vote do genuinely crave the process. I am still unconvinced. Is there anybody out there over the age of 15 who would give a fig if 3-D withered away yet again? Come to think of it, is there anybody out there still excited by Avatar?

    Anyway, if you do fancy the gimmick then Disney’s A Christmas Carol is coming at you later this week. And I mean coming at you.

  • And they talk about Christmas coming earlier ever year.

    October 29, 2009 @ 5:52 pm | by Donald Clarke

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    Oscar voters consider the year’s releases.

    Before anybody else says it, let me clarify that I am aware the Oscars are nothing more than a combination of crap shoot and marketing beano. Look through the records and you will struggle to find a single instance in which the Academy awarded the top prize to the best film of the year. Indeed, once or twice — I’m thinking about A Beautiful Mind here — they have actually managed to garland one of the very worst. Despite recent victories by Slumdog Millionaire and No Country for Old Men, the Academy still seems to think its job is to recognise the most middle-brow, meretricious releases and the chewiest, most self-regarding performances.

    So why pay any attention? Well, it’s become a sort of sport. As in all sports, success depends on talent, but, here, the talent is less in the fields of acting and directing than in marketing and scheduling. Nothing demonstrates this more effectively than the Oscar success of The Reader last year. The film got pretty ordinary reviews, but, by a characteristic sleight of hand, the brothers Weinstein managed to fool voters into thinking it was a critics’ favourite. They pushed Winslet up a few red carpets and, sure enough, come February the nominations rolled in.

    It is, however, a sport I continue to follow. Thus I find myself being drawn into the debate that has already begun about the potential nominees for best picture. There are a great many sites devoted to the Oscars, but the most obsessive remains an offshoot of the LA Times entitled The Envelope. Here, a gang of philistines, who believe the awards actually mean something, argue endlessly about the intentions of a bunch of geriatrics who wouldn’t know a masterpiece if it bit them in the genitals. At least one of their contributors thinks the notoriously bad Irish film Strength and Honour is a masterpiece for the ages. There’s plenty here to get Oscarologists such as me fuming.

    Anyway, as you will be aware, the Academy is putting forward 10 nominees for best picture next year (up from the usual five). This should allow in a few more commercial pictures, but, with no trippy, dippy Amelies about the place, we will probably not see a foreign language flick in the shortlist. Here is my current nap for the final ten. Let me be very clear: these are not my personal favourites (indeed there’s a few I haven’t seen). These are the films I think the Academy will pick. It all could change if The Lovely Bones gets a kicking or Nine lives down to the standards of director Rob Marshall’s distinctly iffy back-catalogue.

    The likely nominees for best picture in no particular order…

    Nine (Everyone’s in it and Daniel Day Lewis is a statuette magnet.)

    The Lovely Bones (Based on big fat, Judy-and-Richard friendly book. Hello?)

    An Education (For many in the Academy, being British makes a flick an art film.)

    The Hurt Locker(Best-reviewed American film of the year)

    Invictus (Clint Eastwood directs Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. Need I say more?)

    Precious (The little indie film that could.)

    Up (Wall-E just missed out on last year’s top five. Our apologies.)

    Up in the Air (We love George! We love George!)

    A Serious Man (May be a bit dark, but it’s just so darn good.)

    The Road (Serious. Important. Again, based on a big book by an important person.)

    Coming up on the rails: Star Trek, Bright Star, District 9, Avatar, Brothers.

    Thoughts?

  • Don’t You Have Anything Better To Do?

    October 7, 2009 @ 9:19 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh, let’s just let Mr Lydon do the intros:YouTube Preview ImageWhat you are looking at is the first pathetic spasms of (to punctuate in the style of The Irish Times letters page) a “blog” by obscure, Irish Times film writer Donald Clarke. As well as writing reviews of movies, interviewing  cinema professionals, spewing up facetious think-pieces and compiling a smart-Alec movie quiz, I also write a fortnightly column in The Ticket, our unmissable entertainment supplement, called — like this “blog” — Screenwriter. In this week’s screed, I pretend to hate (are we’re still doing the letters page gag?) these “trendy” “blog” things and go on to explain that on-line Screenwriter will be every bit as opinionated as the average teenage, sugar-powered rant and as up-itself the typical pretentious grad student-written cineaste hang-out.

    “What’s new?” you probably don’t actually ask. “I can get that from Clarke every Friday in my brilliant soaraway Ticket, where I will also find many excellent articles on ‘pop’ music.” The most obvious difference is that cyber-Screenwriter will permit (maybe even encourage) a degree of interactivity. If you can be bothered to comment on the thoughts included here or in the print version of the paper then by all means fire them at us and, after weeding out the Holocaust deniers, creditors and Watchmen enthusiasts, we will smack them at the bottom of the “blog” (I’ll stop this joke shortly).

    You should also be aware that, whereas the core of robo-Screenwriter remains cinema, the “blog” will also take in any other pop-cultural issue that floats through my brain throughout the day. So, if you don’t want to hear that the last album I bought was Manafon by David Sylvian or that I’m enjoying the new series of Peep Show or that the DVD-issue of The World at War rules, then you had best get ready for frequent hammering of your computer’s scroll key. Don’t fret, though. There’ll still be plenty of whining about Matthew McConaughey, pondering of Hollywood gossip and recommendations of classic movies.

    This format also allows us to ponder the latest trailers and speculate as to what they signify. That means an awful lot of scratching our heads at James Cameron’s upcoming Avatar. Some naughty people say that the trailer makes the film look like the Smurfs remade by the dread Roger Dean.  Then again, many who saw the 3-D preview of 16 minutes (I didn’t) felt the film looked “way awesome” and that it “like rocked to the max”. We’ll leave you with the evidence. Start working on your sarcastic comments now. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.YouTube Preview Image


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