Donald Clarke

Whingeing about cinema and real life since 2009

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. Boycott!

I cant beleeve it. Chrstopher Nowlan has cast Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in his follow up to what all cool critics say is the gr8test film of all time. this an outrage . She is three inches shorter than Selina …

Thu, Jan 20, 2011, 12:05

   

I cant beleeve it. Chrstopher Nowlan has cast Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in his follow up to what all cool critics say is the gr8test film of all time. this an outrage . She is three inches shorter than Selina Kyle (if fools like balefan459 dont beleeve it then checkk out the story I, A Feline!, which, as even he knows, was in the Extraordinary Batman issue 353). also, she has the wrong colour eyes, as, in Lo, The Bat Wakes, Kyle says that one eye is blue and the other orange

she is also not at all good looking. Once again, like when he cast horibble magge gylenhal and stupid katy homes, nolan has shown that he doesnt know a fit woman when he sees one. what is wrong with Megan Fox? she even has “Fox” in her name and ¬†everything.

i have lost all faith in Nowlan. we put up with these previous outrages because the films were great works of art — better than old “classics” critics go on about like kramer vs kramer or Out of africa. why didnt he just cast Skanky mc skank and have done with it.

There is only one sane response. Boycott! remember when we boycotted so-called Spider-Man because sam Raimi (sam Fakey more like) had the organic webshooters rather than the proper ones. that showed them. I suppose fools like gothamgirl will say we r being misogeny (whatever that meens). i know the word for her. But i suppose if i used it I would be sensored by the PC nerds that run irish times so-called website.

Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!