Donald Clarke

Whingeing about cinema and real life since 2009

The Joys of the Market

The Cannes Market is a morass of terrible looking films desperately in search of a buyer. Almost all of them star Michael Madsen or (rather sadly) Malcolm McDowell. Unsurprisingly, in recent years, the gold rush in 3D has caused the …

Fri, May 21, 2010, 07:28

   

The Cannes Market is a morass of terrible looking films desperately in search of a buyer. Almost all of them star Michael Madsen or (rather sadly) Malcolm McDowell. Unsurprisingly, in recent years, the gold rush in 3D has caused the basement to be flooded with jaw-dropping kids pictures in that unlovely medium.

I particularly likes this. It’s Cinderella, but it’s also about a kangaroo. And the kangaroo is a cowboy. Not coming to a cinema near you any time soon!

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