A Jolly Franglais greeting from Cannes. As I write, punters — already dressed in tuxedos, note — are standing outside the Palais begging  for tickets to the opening film. It’s Robin Hood, dude. It’s open everywhere already. Oh well, I guess you get to see it with Russell Crowe. Of course, everyone gets to see it with Russell Crowe. I mean with Russell Crowe in the audience. Oh, never mind.

(Pic: D Clarke)