Donald Clarke

Whingeing about cinema and real life since 2009

The greatest gift ever for headline writers.

By now, you should have heard the news — revealed in a fantastically creepy BBC Spotlight investigation — that Iris Robinson, gay-bashing DUP outrider and professional Margaret Hamilton impersonator, had a torrid affair with a brave 19-year-old chap. Might I …

Fri, Jan 8, 2010, 01:35

   

By now, you should have heard the news — revealed in a fantastically creepy BBC Spotlight investigation — that Iris Robinson, gay-bashing DUP outrider and professional Margaret Hamilton impersonator, had a torrid affair with a brave 19-year-old chap. Might I suggest that any tabloid headline writer who fails to make reference to Anne Bancroft’s character in The Graduate should immediately be sacked.

All together now. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo. So here’s to you…

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Homosexuality is “an abomination”, you know.