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  • Why so little chatter about Dickens?

    February 9, 2012 @ 12:43 am | by Donald Clarke

    The question is, of course, more than a little facetious. Having kicked off sometime in 1978, the Dickens bicentennial has now passed through about five media cycles. You know how these things go. Four hundred articles appear. Then somebody pens a piece wondering “Why oh why is everyone writing about bloody Dickens?” Then one of the original correspondents bemoans the inevitability of the backlash and happily finds himself or herself at the vanguard of a counter-counter revolution. The procedure repeats itself until the tricentennial looms.

    Here’s the thing. No British novelist is more worthy of your time than Charles Dickens. You will note that I have expressed myself in slightly couched terms. Yes, George Eliot is a more piercing social analyst. Yes, W M Thackeray is less sentimental. Yes, Jane Austen has a lighter touch. But none of those writers had the same ability to re-imagine the universe with such potency. What I mean is that the novels of Charles Dickens take place in an environment that is every bit as believably fantastic as that conjured up by less conspicuously Earth-bound talents such as Jules Verne, J R R Tolkien or H P Lovecraft. It is a very agreeable place to visit. Aged sea captains are forever opening dusty bottles of Madeira with their hooks. Dyspeptic nurses sit beside suspicious cats. Strange young men makes friends with humane pedagogues. It is often a very unsettling spot. Crossing-sweepers die lonely in the street. At least two wicked old ladies teach their charges to lead men astray. Ingratiating factotums crawl horribly after their vain superiors. Immerse yourself in all this for an hour or so and Jane Austen begins to seem more than a little underpowered.

    Mervyn Peake’s drawing of Jo, the crossing-sweeper, from Bleak House.

    So, why is any of this worth writing? We have, in recent weeks, been told over and over (and over) again that there’s nobody to touch old Charles Dickens. He occupies, puffier pieces suggest, a place just below Shakespeare in the pantheon. Well such raves ignore the fact that the venerable geezer has been fiercely old-fashioned for at least a century. Obviously he had supporters, but most critics echoed George Orwell’s view on Dickens: “rotten architecture, but wonderful gargoyles”. That is to say the books are awash with great characters, but they are shabbily structured. University lecturers tolerated Dickens, but usually argued that anybody who preferred him to George Eliot could not be regarded as a serious person. Up to 20 years ago, we Dickensians could, at least, celebrate the fact that he remained the most popular of 19th century English novelists. When Colin Firth hopped into a lake that all changed. Now, filthy Austen comfortably holds that title.

    Let’s get the most common objection out of the way. There is (alas) no disputing the fact that Dickens can be appallingly sentimental. Few articles on the great man fail to mention Oscar Wilde’s amusing (I admit it) remark that: “one would have to have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.” Peter Ackroyd, who bows to nobody in his devotion to Charlie, notes that, in Dombey and Son, the pathetic, wan Florence Dombey weeps on 87 occasions; even in a book so weighty that’s an awful lot of blubbing. But, as you move through the career, the characters harden up somewhat and — take heed, Orwell — the plots become ever more securely structured. I can understand why a reader might, after embarking on The Old Curiosity Shop or Oliver Twist, quickly reject the author as nothing more than a maudlin melodramatist.

    Dipping in for the first time, you don’t really want to bother with any full-length novel written before Dombey and Son (1848). Yes, I’m sorry. This does eliminate Oliver Twist, Nicholas Nickleby and The Old Curiosity Shop. Come back later if you fancy. The gargoyles really are great in those books. But the novels are chaotically plotted and the noise of blubbing young women is quite overpowering.

    The books written after that period do, however, help to explain the recent hullabaloo. Bleak House, Little Dorrit, Great Expectations, Our Mutual Friend: what a sequence of masterpieces. True, unlike in Austen, pale young ladies rarely go shell-collecting. But there are murders, labyrinthine law cases, unexpected windfalls, lurking ghosts and untouchable depictions of London that make that city seem more exciting (and a deal less cosy) than Middle-earth. Heck, somebody actually spontaneously combusts in Bleak House. Take that Mrs Gaskell.

    Anyway, this being nominally a cinema “blog”, I should probably say a bit about Dickens on film. In truth, the larger 19th century novels have always fought back against adaptation. They’re so darn long. They have so many characters. Here’s an interesting thought. Many critics’ choice (though not mine) for the greatest English novel of the 19th century has never been made into a movie. It seems astonishing. But no film-maker has ever attempted Middlemarch. Emily Brontë comes off all right. Dickens doesn’t do badly. There’s that nice Ralph Thomas version of A Tale of Two Cities. Who could fail to love W C Fields as Mr Micawber in George Cukor’s take on David Copperfield. The Polanski Oliver Twist isn’t bad. I came close to recommending Christine Edzard’s Little Dorrit as the best of the lot. Split into two parts, featuring a superb Alec Guinness as the useless Mr Dorrit, the picture is an essential watch for any member of the Dickens clan. But let’s not be silly. The greatest Dickens adaptation on film is, of course, David Lean’s gorgeous, creepy translation of Great Expectations. I was going to post the fabulous beginning. But apparently I can legally show you the whole bleeding film. We’ve come along way in 200 years.

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  • The strange story of the Jack and Jill press show.

    February 6, 2012 @ 10:04 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Here’s an odd one. Every now and then, some distributor will fail to screen a film for the press in this territory. More often than not the movie will be shown to our cousins across the Irish Sea. A good example is the recent Liam Neeson thriller The Grey. It is not unreasonable for readers to assume that the film in question must stink like last week’s socks. They’re usually right. But, quite often, the reason is pure meanness. The Grey, for example, has actually got fairly decent reviews. What a nuisance!

    But not for viewers in the UK.

    In over a decade at this job I cannot remember an instance where a mainstream film was screened for the Irish critics, but not for their UK colleagues. Until now. Look about the British papers this week and you will find no notices for Jack and Jill, Adam Sandler’s latest atrocity. Yet the fine people at Sony Ireland (good for you, folks)  unspooled the picture for your current correspondent and his fellow hacks. I really wanted to reward their professionalism by giving Jack and Jill a good review. But, well, it’s a film in which Adam Sandler plays an annoying man and his more annoying sister. It would have been an appalling dereliction of duty to lead you astray.

    What’s up? Well, it is worth noting (and regretting) that Mr Sandler’s pictures do significantly better on the island of Ireland — they particularly love them in Larne and Lisburn, incidentally — than they do in what Peter Robinson calls the mainland. Even though the reviews were bound to be awful, it may have been deemed worth the risk to make sure Irish Sandlerphiles were aware he was doing his awful thing in the nation’s blameless cinemas.

    Different rules apply in different territories. Note, for instance, that studios very often fail to screen horror films for American critics, but show them to Europeans. This surely stems from an interesting distinction between the reviewers on either side of the Atlantic. American pundits have never taken horror seriously. We are — in that regard at least — a bit more open minded.

    Obviously, domestic readers will be furious that they are left unable to peruse fascinating reviews in their soaraway Ticket. But does the lack of screenings have any effect on box-office returns? Not at first. But, as Tara Brady pointed out in a recent Rotten Potatoes column, such films do tend to flag after a few weeks. You watch. Jack and Jill will do much better here than it does in the UK. Oh, hang on. That would have happened anyway. We’re bleeding idiots in that regard.

  • Farewell Ben Gazzara

    February 4, 2012 @ 9:28 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Just look at this now-poignant Life cover from 1969. Three of the finest actors of their generations — all good pals — have got themselves dolled up for the photographer. It’s Peter Falk, John Cassavetes and Ben Gazzara. Don’t they look indescribably suave as they prpare for Cassavetes’s great Husbands? With the death of Gazzara on Friday all three are now longer with us and the world seems a tad more wan. Gazzara, who was 81, appeared in quite a few mainstream films. He was also a great theatre actor and originated the role of Brick in the first production of Tennessee Williams’s Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. You can see him in The Big Lebowksi, Anatomy of a Murder and the enjoyable remake of The Thomas Crown Affair. He was super in Dogville. But he will, surely, be best remembered for the handful of films he made with Cassavetes. The twitchy naturalistic class of cinema the men developed has had a mighty influence on American film. When Cassavetes made Shadows in 1959, Brando and Clift had already done some mumbling, but this class of realism was, in American terms, still a preserve of outré short film-makers. Collaborations between Gazarra and Cassavetes such as Husbands, Opening Night and The Killing of a Chinese Bookie managed to combine that grittiness with real narrative drive. Chinese Bookie is probably still the best place to go to see both men at their best.

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  • A word from The Muppets.

    February 2, 2012 @ 4:19 pm | by Donald Clarke
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    There is only a week to go before the release of the much-anticipated Muppets film. It offers everything you could possibly ask for from a movie starring 30-year-old felt puppets. Walk don’t run and all that malarkey. Tara Brady of this organ was in London last week for an interview with the esteemed Miss Piggy. She also attended the oddest press conference one could possibly imagine. Here is some very amusing footage featuring Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy commenting on that notorious incident which saw Fox News identify the film as left-wing propaganda. The Piggy piece will appear in tomorrow’s Ticket.

    You wonder why Fox does these things. It just gives The Muppets more material. Mind you, Kermit and Piggy are clearly just puppets of the liberal establishment. Ha ha! Get it?

  • Can Les Misérables work on screen?

    January 31, 2012 @ 5:34 pm | by Donald Clarke

    After his success with the worthy The King’s Speech, Tom Hooper could, one assumes, take his pick of attractive properties. Come hither, Tom. Make your long-cherished version of Crime and Punishment. Embark on a biopic of Winston Churchill. Adapt Strictly Come Dancing into a “major motion picture”.

    Lordy, Hugh Jackman has let himself go.

    Instead he looks to have fallen on a grenade that, after 25 long years, has finally had its pin removed. Yes, Hooper is set to direct a film version of Les Misérables (the musical that is). Good luck with that, mate. The post-Lloyd Webber, grandstanding West End musical has, to date,  stubbornly refused to yield to the best efforts of the hardest-working film professionals. Alan Parker’s Evita was a confused mess. Joel Schumacher’s Phantom of the Opera competes with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for my pick as the most boring mainstream release of the past 10 years. Jesus Christ Superstar is poor. Nobody bothered with Aspects of Love .

    Let me here declare a slight interest. For several years, I was the box-office manager of the West End production of Les Misérables. Each day I would fight past a huge returns queue, ignore the braying touts, install myself behind a computer and stare at a green screen that clarified that no ordinary person would secure a top-price seat for another six months. Ah, late Thatcherism. It really brought a reassuring chill to the heart.

    For all that, I don’t much care for the show. It was, at that point, probably the best musical running in the West End. But was that really saying all that much? Featuring two tunes played over and over again, Phantom was a riot of New Romantic vulgarity and empty spectacle. Cats seems aimed at children. The less said about Starlight Express the sooner it will be confined to the locomotive scrapyard in the sky. At least in The Glums (as we didn’t really call it), you got “On My Own” and “Master of the House”. There were melodies worth whistling there.

    Hooper has already attracted publicity with his high-profile casting. Song-and-dance specialist Hugh Jackman is to play the forlorn, wrongly accused Jean Valjean. Wan stick insect Anne Hathaway will essay tragic Fantine. Shouty Russell Crowe sounds about right for Inspector Javert. Rumours that Taylor Swift was to play cap-wearing rebel Eponine chilled the blood somewhat, but it later turned out they had plumped for Samantha Barks, a competitor on I’d Do Anything. Our own Colm Wilkinson, who originated the part of Valjean, will return in a smaller role. Hooper is certainly doing a good job of stirring early interest.

    So, can he break the curse? I’m not sure. The failure of the films made from West End super musicals is, you might argue, a backhanded tribute to the creators of those weird beasts. The shows were, perhaps, too well suited to their theatrical environments. Lavish set pieces kept the tourists awake. The repetitious nature of the music allowed those punters to accommodate themselves to unfamiliar tunes (or keep hold of the rare hit singles such as Memory from Cats or Music of the Night from Phantom).

    The set pieces are of no use on screen. It was astonishing when they landed a helicopter on stage in Miss Saigon. You’ll have to try a bit harder than that if you’re making a movie. “Oo, look,” nobody said while watching Schumacher’s Phantom. “They’ve actually caused a chandelier to fall towards the camera”. By the time the shows come to cinemas, the key melody has been everywhere and punters crave a bit more harmonic variation.

    The roaring success of Mamma Mia! seemed to suggest that the successor to the hyper-musical — the juke-box extravaganza — might be a lasting money-spinner. I’m not so sure. Though We Will Rock You has played on Tottenham Court Road since 1779, Queen do not have quite the singalong appeal of Abba and the story is absurd beyond belief. We will aproach Rock of Ages – a poodle-rock extravaganza starring Tom Cruise — with an open mind, but we will not forget that kitsch metal is a specialist market. Chicago proved that an old-school American musical could do reasonably well. The unbelievably appalling Rent confirmed that you can only fool all the people some of the time.

    All of which is to suggest that Tom Hooper has his work cut out for him. Oh well. He does, at least, have the Susan Boyle lobby on his side. Or does he? Might they demand that Subo be cast as Madame Thenardier? Shudder.

  • Liam Neeson is not becoming a Muslim

    January 29, 2012 @ 10:08 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Well, that’s my guess. There have been few more peculiar examples of the gossip machine working in overdrive than the recent minor furore surrounding Liam Neeson’s imminent conversion to Islam. Here’s what happened. The great man, currently an unlikely action hero, was discussing a recent shoot in Istanbul. The controversial phrase read as follows: “The Call to Prayer happens five times a day and for the first week it drives you crazy, and then it just gets into your spirit and it’s the most beautiful, beautiful thing. There are 4,000 mosques in the city. Some are just stunning and it really makes me think about becoming a Muslim.”

    Now, I would regard the phrase “makes me think” as being wildly vague. What would it be like to convert to Islam? Isn’t that an interesting notion? Those sorts of things. Before the ink was dry, however, it had been decided that our Liam was making the plunge. There were front-page headlines in the tabloids, rage on the internet and a column in Irish Central generously allowing that Neeson had “the full right to embrace Islam“.

    Of course, there’s every chance that I could be proved wrong. But, even if that turns out to be the case, the story does demonstrate the hilarious way tiny phrases can generate hilarious amounts of wild speculation. Heck, I’m sure I’ve done it myself from time to time.

    Just think how good Tom Cruise’s skin still looks. Doesn’t John Travolta seem like a nice man? It makes me think of converting to Scientology..

  • Screenwriter’s shamefully poor Oscar nap.

    January 24, 2012 @ 10:26 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Well, it wasn’t a complete disgrace. Screenwriter, at least, managed to have all the front runners in place. But, in two areas at least, I received a fairly serious drubbing. Your correspondent felt that both Tomas Aflredson’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Stephen Daldry’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close would (and not just because their titles were too long) figure absolutely nowhere. As it happened, both secured significant nods. Gary Oldman finally gets his best actor nomination for TTSS. Max Von Sydow is in the best supporting frame for ELAIC and that Daldry film is up for best picture.

    There are four of them, and Smiley.

    Come to think of it, as Dan Ashcroft noted beneath the last post, these Oscars have kicked up more surprises than any recent edition — which just goes to show how predictable they usually are. Virtually nobody felt that Extremely Loud had a serious chance of a best picture nomination. Earlier tonight, on BBC Radio Four, Mark Lawson suggested to Daldry that this was the worst-reviewed film ever to secure a best picture mention. (Daldry took it quite well.) Yet there it sits. Demian Bichir did receive a nod at the Screen Actors Guild for his fine turn in the (to my mind) useless A Better Life. So we can’t say his nomination was the greatest upset of all time. But I would never have felt he’d take the place marked for Michael Fassbender. It’s hard to avoid the conclusion that this result shows the Academy at its most wishy-washy. The bloke in the film about the hard-working Mexican immigrant (a travesty of Bicycle Thieves, incidentally) beats out the guy in the sordid (if moral) film about an unstoppable shagging machine. I haven’t seen Extremely Loud yet. I will, nonetheless, point out that the 9/11 story beat the racy Drive and the lubricious Bridesmaids to the presumed last spot on the grid. Draw your own conclusion.

    What else has gone unnoticed? Well, the most notoriously stupid category — that for best foreign language picture — did manage to hang on to Asghar Farhadi’s fine A Separation. There is still every chance it could lose. If it does so to the excellent Footnotes then I will just about live with it. A victory by any other film will cause my eyebrows to raise.

    Having already won quite a few awards for his supporting turn in Drive, Albert Brooks looked even more of a shoo-in than did Michael Fassbender. It is, however, hard to get too upset about Max Von Sydow sneaking in ahead of him. What a pleasure to have two great octogenarians — Christopher Plummer remains strong favourite — in the best supporting actor competition. Hats off to movie royalty. You have both helped movie-goers’ lives seem worthwhile over the last 50 years or so.

    Great, an excuse to post a photo of my heroes.

    Mark, also, an interesting exclusion in the best feature animation race. For the first time since its inception, the relevent year’s Pixar film has failed to make it into the enclosure. When you consider that this was a particularly weak year for that genre this result seems all the more notable. What in the name of Tex Avery was John Lassetter thinking of with Cars 2? The first film wasn’t great. But the second was a roaring disgrace. For the last decade and a half we have been praising Pixar for working hard on their scripts and not slipping into lazy talking-animal (or, in this case, automobile) cliches. The relatively poor box office for that film and its shameful performance at the Oscars will, we hope, give the people at that great animation studio pause for thought. Advance word is good for their upcoming Brave. Don’t let us down, boys and girls.

    It’s also worth pondering the decline of the “original song” category. Just two tunes turned up in that race: Man or Muppet from, erm The Muppets and Real in Rio from, erm, Rio. I like the Muppet tune. But nobody is likely to mistake it for Somewhere Over the Rainbow or As Time Goes By. Where have you gone, fair songwriters? Come back to the fold.

    In so far as we give a damn, the list did offer quite a bit of food for thought. And we haven’t even mentioned that 40 percent of the nominees for best live-action short were Irish. We’re almost as good at that discipline as  we used to be at the Eurovision Song Contest.

  • Bumper final Oscar prediction post.

    January 21, 2012 @ 9:33 pm | by Donald Clarke

    I have been relatively quiet about the Oscars this year. There are two reasons for this. Firstly, I am sick of being shouted at every time I make such a post. I know they don’t mean anything. But I still enjoy playing the game. The second reason for the relative silence stems from performance anxiety. As I have mentioned many times since, I made 25 predictions last year and got 25 right. With the new rules for best picture, that seems close to impossible this year. As you will recall, the Academy is set to nominate between five and 10 films. All pictures that receive at least 5 percent of first preferences — unless, of course, that number exceeds 10 — will be included in the final shortlist. So, we have to work out not just whether a film is among the 10 most liked, but whether it has a significant weight of support behind it.

    Not this year, Uggie.

    First things first. If there were still just five nominations — the case until 2009 — then I reckon we could have a very good stab at getting them right. I see four films as being absolutely secure in their seats and one more as being almost nailed to its perch.  The dead certs are The Artist, The Descendants, The Help and Midnight in Paris. The slightly less certain nominee is Hugo. The Artist is odds-on favourite for the big prize. The Descendants, Alexander Payne’s latest mid-life crisis drama, hasn’t won all that much in awards season, but the director makes the kind of well-structured, middle-brow flicks the voters favour and they all love George Clooney (though not enough to nominate the flaccid Ides of March).  The Help is a good, old-school, socially conscious soap. Midnight in Paris has, somewhat bafflingly, become Woody Allen’s biggest film ever. The delightful Hugo — which originally sounded awful — ended up getting great reviews and Hollywood adores films about its own medium. Martin need not fret.

    Now things get tricky. Dave Karger of Entertainment Weekly reckons the field is so evenly spread that we really will see just five nominess. I don’t buy that. Surely there is at least one more film that one in 20 of Academy voters rate as their favourite. But what? I think two establishment picks will sneak in. War Horse should sweep by on the Spielberg trade wind. Then there’s the peculiar case of Moneyball. Two months after its release, I have yet to meet anybody who thought the film was anything more than passable. Yet the American critics love the blasted thing. It’s not just that we don’t get baseball — actually, I enjoy the sport — it’s that we don’t see that activity as a class of religion. Most of us on this side of the Atlantic refuse to buy man-hitting-ball (or, with apologies to hurling and cricket fans, man hitting that particular ball) as an irresistible metaphor for life’s great existential challenge or whatever. Anyway, I think it will saunter in.

    So, I’m going with seven. If there are more, then they should be drawn from The Tree of Life (annoyed as many as it impressed), The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (beats me), Bridesmaids (they’d fancy a populist choice) and Drive (will require younger, hipper members to vote en masse).

    What’s missing? Well, before anybody saw it, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close looked like it had a good chance. It seems as if Mr Stephen Daldry will, however, see his so-far unbroken record of Oscar nominations come to an end. The film has opened in the US to very iffy reviews. The Americans were less keen on J Edgar than I was. The Iron Lady stinks.

    But the really intriguing dog that hasn’t barked (unlike Uggie above) is Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. It really is an odd one this. The film got superb reviews on both sides of the Atlantic. It has made very decent money. Indeed, playing in the same class of cinema as The Artist, it has made about 20 percent more in the US than the French film. It received 11 nominations at the Baftas and  – given that about 10 percent of Academy voters are also Bafta members — those awards generally offer the best guide as to the eventual Oscar nominations. Yet the picture has been completely invisible at US awards ceremony so far. It would be astonishing if, after travelling beneath the water for so long, it broke the waves to secure a best picture nomination. I hereby predict that it gets nothing at all.

    So here we go. As was the case last year, I have listed suggestions for best picture, best director and the two main acting prizes. The nominations emerge at lunchtime on Tuesday. In order of likelihood…

    BEST PICTURE

    1. THE ARTIST

    Still there. Still favourite.

    2. THE DESCENDANTS

    Payne is Oscar catnip.

    3. THE HELP

    Old-school Oscar fare.

    4. MIDNIGHT IN PARIS

    One more for Woody

    5. HUGO

    Films about films…

    6. WAR HORSE

    Who directed this again?

    7. MONEYBALL

    I dunno. Ask an American

    If there are three more: THE TREE OF LIFE, BRIDESMAIDS, THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

    BEST DIRECTOR

    1. ALEXANDER PAYNE (The Descendants)

    Could be one of those years where best film and director split.

    2.MICHEL HAZANAVICIUS (the Artist)

    Well, d’uh!

    3. MARTIN SCORSESE (Hugo)

    Even if the film doesn’t get in, he should manage a nod.

    4. WOODY ALLEN (Midnight in Paris)

    Of course he won’t turn up.

    5. STEVEN SPIELBERG (War Horse)

    Could nudge out Tate Taylor from The Help.

    BEST ACTOR

    1. JEAN DUJARDIN (The Artist)

    Neck-and-neck in the big race with…

    2. GEORGE CLOONEY (The Descendants)

    They love the grey-haired man. He was so kind to those sick kids in ER

    3. BRAD PITT (Moneyball)

    I could have done this standing on my head, but then again I’m not Brad bleeding Pitt.

    4. MICHAEL FASSBENDER (Shame)

    Relax, Kerry. He has no chance of winning

    5. LEONARDO DICAPRIO (J Edgar)

    The fifth place is really tricky this year. If it’s Michael Shannon or Gary Oldman (and it could be) I will — for the first time in my life — happily be proved wrong.

    BEST FEMALE ACTOR

    1. MERYL STREEP (The Iron Lady)

    She hasn’t won for nearly 30 years, you know.

    2. MICHELLE WILLIAMS (My Week with Marilyn)

    Running Meryl close. They love impersonations.

    3. VIOLA DAVIS (The Help)

    An amazingly good actress. But the role is barely a lead.

    4. TILDA SWINTON (We Need to Talk About Kevin)

    Showy. Hard to ignore.

    5. GLENN CLOSE (Albert Nobbs)

    She dresses as a man. Almost a safer bet than playing a disabled person.

  • Trailerspotting ponders Will Ferrrrrrrelllll

    January 20, 2012 @ 10:11 pm | by Donald Clarke
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    It is a completely insecure rule of thumb that any film whose trailer is thigh-slappingly amusing throughout is bound to be a dead loss. But I state that principle anyway. You suspect that the film-makers have panicked and thrown all their best jokes into the promo. One becomes even more suspicious if that film is directed by an alumnus of the consistently dreadful Saturday Night Live. (On an aside, can anybody think of another phenomenon — cherry-flavoured soft drinks aside — that translates so badly when exported across the Atlantic?)

    Anyway, Casa de Mi Padre looks really, really funny. If nothing else, it attracts interest for being a mainstream film shot entirely in Spanish. I love the opening gag that plays very nicely with the visual grammar of standard the melodrama. Will Ferrrellll talks to his lover’s back. Then, when she turns, he turns also. Ferrell is admittedly a bit erratic. His films generate as many groans as laughs. But the picture does feature one of cinema’s most underrated comedians. As a heartthrob, Gael Garcia Bernal is not wanting for admirers. But he doesn’t get enough credit for his exemplary comic timing. If you want evidence check out this fine promo. If you want more extensive proof then rent the superb Rudo Y Cursi, a picture that somehow slipped through the cracks in 2008.

    Can they keep the joke — a pastiche of Mexican telenovelas — running for the full 90 minutes? We should find out in March. Or will we? This has the look of a film that might not get distributed in these territories. That would be a small outrage.

  • The Artist is a silent film? You’re kidding me!

    January 18, 2012 @ 7:30 pm | by Donald Clarke

    Here’s one of those delightful non-stories. The sensationalist version of the headline goes like this: PUNTERS DEMAND REFUNDS AFTER DISCOVERING THE ARTIST IS SILENT FILM. A more accurate translation of the facts would run: A FEW PUNTERS IN ONE CINEMA HAVE DEMANDED REFUNDS BECAUSE THEY’RE BLEEDING HALF-WITS.

    Huh? Huh? I can’t hear anything!

    Yes, as the Guardian reports, it seems that one or two “guests” at a Liverpool cinema have asked for their money back.The story tells us that (even more bizarrely) the disappointed scousers were also unhappy to discover that the film was presented in the narrower academy ratio. I imagine if you phoned around every cinema in Britain and Ireland you’d find tales of bizarre complaints concerning virtually every picture. Shame had too much sex in it. Mrs Thatcher wasn’t really made of iron. Remember that woman who sued because Drive was insufficiently idiotic? Remember the complaints about Bad Santa being unsuitable for toddlers? There’s no accounting for the weirdness of some people.

    As it happens, The Artist has done very well in the UK and Ireland. Its per-screen average went up last week and the word-of-mouth is uniformly positive. But the film has not taken off in the United States. It is currently way behind where Slumdog Millionaire — that year’s presumed Oscar winner — stood at the relevant point in 2009. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, a pretty tricky sort of film, is beating the pants off Michel Hazanavicius’s picture at most locations. This news offers, perhaps, the only barrier to The Artist winning the Oscar in a month’s time. Everybody (not least the Weinstein brothers) had assumed the picture would be a small smash by this point. The Academy does want to be seen to be supporting vaguely mainstream films.

    Since The Artist is hardly “difficult”, we must grumpily assume that the US public is being turned off  by the picture’s lack of spoken dialogue (and, perhaps, the smallness of its frame). If, by any chance, you are reading this in Portland or Pittsburgh, bop your pals on the head and cart them off to a screening. The poor wee film does deserve to do better. Mind you, I reckon it will still take the big prize.


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