This means nothing to me. . .
So, the really, really big news of the week is that Ultravox have reformed and are playing the Olympia in March.
I know, I know – how exciting is that!
The only blemish on this otherwise gloriously bright spot of news is the price of the tickets. €60!
60 quid – a ridiculous price to pay to hear a band that have one – at a pinch two – songs that anyone has ever heard of.
In fact I am willing to wager ** €100 than no-one reading this can name four Ultravox songs without resorting to the Web.
** not really.