My tiny footprint!
I’ve finally caved in to the ad which has for weeks been pestering me to measure my carbon footprint and I’m delighted to report that it’s low, admittedly unintentionally so. I only produce a miserly 1.97 tonnes of carbon annually, compared with a national average of closer to 8 tonnes. This means I can sleep superiorly and soundly, safe in the knowledge that it’s not me killing the polar bears. It’s you, most probably!