St Patrick’s Day: spotter’s guide
Local parade grand marshal came fourth in 2005′s You’re A Star: (spotted: __.__)
Local dance club teens randomly grunt and thrust their way up the main street to Rihanna’s ‘Don’t Stop the Music’: (__.__)
Clown on stilts frightens the life out of a child: (__.__)
American tourists attempt flag-waving cheeriness while sheltering from squall: (__.__)
Local councillor’s chains of office get caught in his belt buckle: (__.__)
Some very big tractors feature: (__.__)
Teenager in Celtic shirt pukes on car bonnet: (__.__)
On the TV round-up, reporter says, “And the man himself was there”, over shot of break-dancing St Patrick doing a headspin: (__.__)
Newsreader sports spray of shamrock bigger than their own head: (__.__)
Marty Morrissey reports from club finals while two dozen children, and one middle-aged man, jostle to get in the shot: (__.__)
