Ireland’s ugliest buildings
September 26, 2007 @ 12:02 pm | by Shane
From my fourth floor desk, I have a wonderful view of the architectural brute that is Hawkins House, and its ugly sister Apollo House. The former, in particular, with its green hunchback, is a building that truly saps the soul. In my days as a bicycle courier, I used to have the pleasure of going into it daily - the pleasure coming from being able to leave it straight away.
When it rains, these two building amplify misery in an almost preternatural way - as if their architects had some sort of gripe against the city and, perhaps, humanity. Occasionally, I can see window cleaners making their way across their gloomy windows. It appears the very definition of Sysiphean.
Anyway, they’re coming down, to be replaced by a high density office complex. If they need some help with the demolition, I’ll buy a new sledgehammer especially.
They are not the only ugly buildings in Dublin, or the country, of course. Off hand, you could argue that they form a quadrangle of ugliness alongside Liberty Hall (toweringly horrible) and Busáras (architecturally seminal, visually offensive). The capital also has the Penney’s building and the Ilac Centre; while the new building by City Hall on Dame Street is breathtakingly misplaced, and a worthy new addition to the hall of horrors.
Elsewhere, Cork County Hall may be a protected building, but not because the city loves it. Queen’s University Students’ Union has been touted as Belfast’s ugliest, but Dublin has UCD, which remains a riot of ugliness (ironic, really, because it was designed to be riot-proof).
Any other suggestions? We might get a gallery of the grotesque out of it.