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  • irishtimes.com - Posted: August 5, 2009 @ 2:20 pm

    Competition – win a Foggy Notions ticket bonanza!

    Jim Carroll

    Every website and blog out there throws a few aul’ tickets to their readers to keep them quiet, but OTR likes to hold its fire on the ticket giveaway front until we actually have something worth crowing about.

    OK, blow those trumpets and bang those drums…

    Thanks to our pals at Foggy Notions, one lucky OTR reader will get a pair of tickets to ALL of the following Foggy shows in Dublin in the coming months

    DEERHUNTER (Whelan’s, August 23)

    FUTURE ISLANDS (Whelan’s Upstairs, September 9)

    THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH (Whelan’s, September 11 – support from the excellent Valerie Francis)

    DIRTY PROJECTORS (Whelan’s, September 16 – support from new OTR faves and uppercase/lowercase fiends tUnE-YaRdS)

    DAVID KITT (Whelan’s, September 18 – support from Fat Cat’s new French connection Get Back Guinozzi)

    TIMES NEW VIKING (Whelan’s, September 19 – support from Lovvers)

    WILLIAM ELLIOTT WHITMORE (Whelan’s, September 20)

    NODZZZ (Whelan’s, September 25 – support from Tuam warrior and Pitchfork fave So Cow)

    KING KHAN & THE SHRINES (Whelan’s, October 7 – support from Jack Of Heart)

    CLUES (Upstairs @ Whelan’s, October 22 – support from The Ambience Affair)

    GRIZZLY BEAR (Vicar Street, November 1 – support from St Vincent who was only mighty at Oxegen)

    TICKLEY FEATHER (Upstairs @ Whelan’s, November 18)

    That’s a pair of tickets to a DOZEN top-notch shows in the big smoke in the coming months. You won’t need a night-class in basket-weaving with that lot to keep you busy. What other daily rag shows that kind of love for its readers in these recessionary/credit crunchy times? No need to answer that, but cop a feel of the love nonetheless.

    And what do you have to do to win this mega-prize? Aside from being 99% of the title of a Velvet Underground tune, Foggy Notions was also a very fine music mag. Simply tell us what is (or was) your favourite MUSIC magazine and why. Be wise, smart and funny with your entries please. One entry per reader, competition closes next Monday at 8.08am-ish, entries citing mags that are/were not music mags will not win and the judge’s decision is law. Best of luck!

    • eoiny says:

      In 1989 I completed my Inter Cert and moved schools. My new classmates had bands like Sonic Youth and Pixies scrawled across their school bags, and tattered copies of Melody Maker under their arms. My copies of Smash Hits suddenly seemed childish, and to help with fitting into a new school, I ditched the Hits, and bought Melody Maker.

      What an education! Melody Maker opened my ears like no other publication before or since. The journalists were like heroes to me. This was before myspace or streaming songs on the net… The writing dictated what music you bought, I placed all my trust in Melody Maker. I would read all the articles and reviews voraciously before deciding what cassettes to buy. Within a few years I was listening to music from The Pixies, My Bloody Valentine, Mercury Rev, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, New Order, Saint Etienne, Primal Scream… the list is endless.

      At that time the writers were king, journalists like Simon Price, Simon Reynolds, Taylor Parkes, Everett True (Plan B), Neil Kulkarni and the editor Alan Jones all shaped my musical education. True’s missives from Seattle at the height of Grunge really felt like a writer in the eye of a storm.

      Melody Maker also treated Brit Pop with a critical distance that was lacking from other publications (stand up NME!), here’s a quick excerpt of Kulkarni’s review of Kula Shaker’s album;

      “….Well, fuck the kids. The kids will put this album at Number One. The kids are wrong. The kids are stupid. And, most importantly, “The Kids” DON’T FUCKING EXIST; the fallacy of consensus is created to pull as many tenners as possible into the slipstream, carried along by momentum and NOTHING ELSE. And this month’s high- push-product is Kula Shaker and, Christ all mucking fighty, they’re the worst of the lot…” *

      This is typical of the scathing, sardonic writing that epitomized Melody Maker. The paper didn’t suffer fools gladly, its’ writing was passionate whether it was praising the music or ripping it apart. In the pages of Melody Maker the pen really seemed mightier than the sword.

      It’s reign eventually ended, Jones went on to edit Uncut, and Everett True gave us the fantastic Plan B.

      We need another Melody Maker.

      * http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=1936

    • Eim says:

      The event guide.

      When music started to matter to me at aged 15, the event guide was my source of inspiration! It lead me to new bands with excellent reviews and interviews. Then when my folks eventually let me go to gigs, I would devour each issue to find the latest and greatest. Lead to some great nights in the Da Club, Eamon Dorans, and the Mean Fiddler to name a few

    • Colin says:

      had to be smash hits, where else could you get all the latest info on E-17, posters and stickers all in the one place!!

      Ticket is alright though!

    • kDamo says:

      I think I had a slutty, awkward relationship with music magazines.

      My grandparents ran a somewhat legendary newsagents o’er the northside when I was a kid. After several years of “oh, he likes to draw, let’s buy him more art sets”, I professed my love of music, so when visitation time rolled around, my dear grandparents would bring me a copy of… Smash Hits.

      I politely accepted these freebies and never really read them, though they did at the time cover the likes of Blur, Oasis and Radiohead as well as 911, Deep Blue Something and Boyzone (what ever happened to them?). Eventually though, I managed to switch my order to Q Magazine, which I greatly enjoyed. They reviewed CDs. Tons of them! Shit I’d never heard of! It was very exciting. The writers were completely jammed up their own arses and I thought it was brilliant. I dabbled in a bit of Select, Uncut, Mojo and the like over the years and discovered that cover-mount freebies could actually expose you to new stuff instead of just giving you the Supergrass songs you had taped off the radio already. I mean, who the fuck were Lambchop and Yo La Tengo?!?

      But my favourite music magazine, was the pull-out feature included in the newspaper that I made myself as a child, using the typewriter my sister got for Christmas. Not content with providing witty commentary and analysis of the political stories of the day (complete with caricatures of Dick Spring), I also delved into the cultural nuggets of the time, like a brave fore-runner of The Ticket. With my incredible critical analysis of chart-topping singles by Salt ‘n’ Pepa, The Fresh Prince, Babylon Zoo and Bart Simpson I led the way in underage music journalism. Like that kid in Almost Famous, but without all the sex and good stuff. Long live the Aylesbury Times.

    • Ken Smith says:

      The shortage of thrills growing up in this country 20 years back was so severe that virually any publication dealing with pop culture was poured over, analysed and loved to the very last paragraph.

      NME, Sounds, Melody Maker, Smash Hits, even No.1, ferchrissakes but the top of the heap had to be Select magazine.

      Maybe this is an age thing, I was 17 when it first appeared in the summer of 1990 but this felt like “my” magazine. You remember that feeling? Virtually impossible now to have that kind of intense connection to a publication. Sure, it got lame and tired at the end as all music mags do (Foggy Notions excepted) and especially when Oasis took over as editors but a few things do stand out from the early days. Let’s go fully retro and do a Top 5, shall we?

      5. Guner Behich was on the cover of the first issue. He was the fucking cover star! Fantastic! Issue one was a tribute to Prince and this guy Behich was some kind of nutjob who thought he was the Purple One. I always loved that wonderfully daft decision, it was like “ok, Prince is obviously never going to bother talking to our magazine or any other rag on the planet. Hey, I know, let’s get that bloke down the pub to dress up like him for cover No.1!!!”
      Within a year, they are reduced to putting Wendy James from Transvision Vamp on the cover. In her bra, mind…

      4. Graham Linehan. Was he pinched from Hot Press or was he just going over to London at that time anyway? Who cares? Linehan wrote the best reviews for the bands you never heard of at the time and made you immediately go out and buy those records. His review of Mercury Rev’s “Yerself is Steam” was so breathtakingly exciting (Remember, Ireland in the early Nineties, not much else happening) that I literally begged people for small loans of cash so I’d have enough to buy it in Freebird. Still have it, on blue vinyl yet! Apart from yerself Jim, no other reviewer has had that instant effect on me. That need to have it NOW effect.

      3. Hysterically overblown articles about the British scene at the time. From Sept. 1991, just before Nirvana exploded into public consciousness with “Smells like…” this little beauty…
      AMERICA SURRENDERS! British bands trounce US charts!
      What musical force of nature are they talking about here? Why, none other than EMF and Jesus Jones, of course. Oh, yes.

      And Shoegazing. Sweet, melancholy Shoegazing, the scene that ate itself…so many lists in Select at that time. So many lists of so many bands that so few cared about BUT… there were many scary-starey girls who fronted those bands and who made ideal wallpaper for student walls at the time. Remember the glorious Lush, Cranes, Bleach and Slowdive? No? Oh…

      2. But as if to make up for this very OTT accounting of the Brit scene, they were always very fair to the Irish at that time too. Awarding the Fatima Mansions “Viva Dead Ponies” album of the month in November 1990 brought Coughlan to the attention of a much wider audience than he had previously “enjoyed” with Microdisney. For me, that’s the best ever Irish record (besides “Loveless”) and if you haven’t heard it for a while, stick it on. Bugs fuckin’ Bunny, indeed…

      Also, in October 1991, making Feile ’91 the festival of the year was so cool! I was at that festival, my first one, and here was a magazine I loved giving it credit!! Incredible!! It got a 6 page spread and one of the pics shows the festival crowd relaxing on Thurles Main St. soaking up the sun. Always loved that pic, shows a load of ugly beer bellies lovingly curling up beside 9 or 10 cans of Carlsberg on a hot afternoon. Sawdoctors fans, y’see, waiting in town before their heroes take to the stage…

      One band that never made it to Feile, or anywhere else for that matter, was Into Paradise. Featured in the April 1991 issue, there’s an intentionally (?) hilarious quote where the singer opines “we were never into the self promotion bit” while, on the opposite page, there’s the band posing in Dublin’s Wax Museum with fucking James Joyce and WB Yeats!!! The band were never seen again after this high point in their career…

      1. Anyway, to keep on an Irish vein and the reason why Select is the all-time greatest music mag for me is…The Would-Be’s!!! Oh yes, the greatest ever band from Co. Cavan had a full-page spread in the very first issue. And I was madly in love with the sax/trombone player at that time…Ahh, sweet memories…

      Magazines, music and sex…these are the ties that bind!

    • Conor McMahon says:

      Ok … because I don’t have a favourite I miss a shot at such a cool prize? … :0(

      I’ll go further even – to confess that I have never actually even bought a music magazine – come to think of it.

      And why? – I just can’t contemplate reading about music when I know I could be using time spent reading about it, just simply listening to it!

    • Brian says:

      The only magazine I have ever subscribed to was called Comes With A Smile.

      It came to my attention after featuring a demo of an M. Ward song I loved on one of the free CDs. But I continued to buy it for the simple reason that although I didn’t know a dozen or so artists interviewed in every issue, I knew I’d find some new favourites. That was the level of trust it warranted. Though the cover-mount CD only featured live or unreleased tracks aimed at bands’ die-hard fans, it was also a great litmus test – if you could be blown away with a b-side, then what were their albums like?

      It was a quarterly aimed at a select few while managing to cover a huge range of acts in the length and depth they deserved. I don’t know what the circulation was, but it became an unlikely setter of standards, eventually finding its way to North America and clearly winning the respect of the artists involved.

      Great photography and good, solid writing might seem like obvious things to get right, but it went that little bit further. Like having no rating systems on the reviews, so you couldn’t just skim over them. It was an unusual shape too: not quite a hardback, but it looked (and still looks) perfectly at place on a coffee table or book shelf. In that sense they were designed to last, which makes scrounging out the ones you don’t have through eBay a worthwhile exercise.

      But like most labours of love, it was a cottage industry based out of some guy’s flat, overcrowded with CD-Rs and unopened mail. I can imagine the heartbreak of toiling over those issues only to get a vacant look and the words “never heard of it” whenever someone asked what you do.

      From time to time I still meet people where, just by mentioning it, you find it instantly creates some strange, fraternal bond; a forgotten cult whose members can’t get nostalgic without dreaming of its reappearance.

      Unfortunately I don’t think it ever rose above word-of-mouth level, but I will remember it as an education that made you feel like you were doing the discovering yourself. There was little ego, agendas or advertising – a mix that enthralled its readers but ultimately hastened its demise.

    • Jim Carroll says:

      Big thanks for all the entries folks – some humdingers in there. Give me a few hours and I’ll announce the winner here

      AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

      Man, this was a hard one to decide – some really fantastic entries, the love for Select magazine from all of youse is so evident and the new editor of the NME should pay attention to what made people so passionate about the NME of old.

      But I’m going with Eoiny @ 52 for his rave/love for Melody Maker. Congrats Eoiny, email on the way to you.


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