Being a tech-minded person,  I’m often handed some piece of non-functional technology and asked to fix it. Sometimes I can, sometimes I can’t.

But I even I couldn’t do anything with this.

I didn’t even know where to start. This is the end result of Sony Ericsson versus a tractor mower. You can even see where the blades sheared through the back of the phone and cut it in half.

Now, the question is: do you think I could get away with saying I dropped it, once, from a very low height? And do you think the warranty would cover it?