Last week I contributed to a programme on Radio Kerry. A listener had complained that the 10-ounce steaks which she and her husband had been served in a local restaurant had come with so little in the way of vegetable matter that it could be taken up on the tip of her fork. On the other hand, she said, chicken and ham served in a local pub had come with both chips and boiled potatoes, carrots, “turnips” (by which most Irish people mean swede), cabbage and…I forget what else but it certainly wasn’t in season. However, the listener in question was delighted with herself and was of the opinion that this is the way restaurants should go.
Now, I spend a lot of time berating chefs and restaurateurs for a certain lack of imagination but this radio experience (and there were lots more calls in a similar vein) has given me pause for thought. I mean, what is the point in making any effort at all when there are so many customers like this?
Perhaps the simple and sad fact is that your average Irish punter doesn’t want baby courgettes, new season carrots, pak choi, local tomatoes, spring onions, baby leeks, chard, beetroot… Even mangetout, for pity’s sake. Perhaps they want just potatoes (chips AND boiled, you can never have too much of a good Irish staple), swede that was harvested last Autumn, woody batons of carrot from God knows when (and where), and the ubiquitous cabbage. I like cabbage. Cabbage can be great. But surely in the summer, when there’s a plethora of other stuff around, it should watch the performance from the wings for a while.
And it’s not just vegetables. A friend of mine who knows good food when he sees it, has just returned from a tour of the West. From Donegal to Kerry, he said, there was good seafood (even if you had to look hard in some places) but that it was invariably overcooked. He spoke with several chefs about this and was told, quite plainly, that “if it was cooked like it would be in Dublin, people would send it back and say it was raw.”
So, there you are. We take our plant and marine food resources and destroy them because the average customer hasn’t a clue how to eat. It’s how you stay in business in certain parts of the country. But properly cooked fish is A Good Thing and overcooked fish is A Bad Thing. The French, the Italians, the Spanish, the Greeks, the Japanese would all agree. And they don’t have seafood as good as ours (which is why so much of ours ends up in Rungis or Tokyo where it’s appreciated).
And now to a delicate issue. If you talk to chefs about issues like this you will find that there is a wide divide between Dublin, Cork and some of the larger connurbations around the country and more rural places as far as customer expectations are concerned. Put very simply, the cosmopolitans like food as you would find it in Paris, Rome or London while the provincial palate wants everything overcooked and served with - you’ve guessed it - potatoes. Martijn Kajuiter at The Cliff House in Ardmore does a splendid (and very delicate) dish called “Potatoes Seven Ways”. He is frequently asked for extra spud on the side. Honestly.
And even if you don’t talk to chefs but eat in places like London or Paris or New York from time to time you will notice something of a divide between Dublin restaurants in such places. There are several conspicuous exceptions, of course, but I have a feeling that many of our best chefs (Michelin stars and all) need to get out more, need to travel more and need to eat in restaurants overseas that are making waves (and I know this takes a little research). Dublin food, in some unexpected places, is becoming a bit dated and jaded. I don’t usually encourage people, let alone chefs, to follow fashion but just now, with the new emphasis on stripped-down simplicity, quality of ingredients and a degree of informality on the plate, the fashion looks bloody good to me.
And you don’t have to go far. Just take a couple of nights in London which is (a) close, (b) Anglophone, (c) huge and (d) a culinary melting pot with some very, very impressive stuff happening. In fact, I’ll volunteer to chaperone chefs around the British capital…
Finally, a word about restaurants that are bucking the trend and which I ate with the family over the weekend. First Pichet, as good as ever, efficient, soulful, thoroughly packed and thoroughly enjoyable. Then Caviston’s for dinner on Saturday (Peter has given in at last and does evenings on Fridays and Saturdays), which was as, ever, a Dublin classic, a fine example of how Simple is Better, and then lunch in the cafe at IKEA on Sunday (of which more anon) before returning home and cremating some lovely organic chicken (thanks to a new barbecue arrangement which almost melted the grill rack).
Finally, just as a rider to Saturday’s review of Chez Hans. Do I really feel that I’d prefer to eat at Chapter One, given the similarity in prices? It just seemed a rather ungracious note on which to conclude a highly positive account of a lovely, pretty well flawless meal. And so, I take it back. The two restaurants are very different and it just isn’t fair to compare.
But I do wish Chez Hans would get good wine glasses (yes: thin rim, tulip shape). And I wish every restaurant in the country would take a long, hard look at their stemware and consider that it (a) is very important in its own right and (b) can help sell wine.
And now I’m off to pick chanterelles and courgette flowers. Which will, of course, be served this evening with chips, boiled spuds, mash, saute potatoes, potato cakes, jacket potatoes, rosti and a simple wedge of swede.