Is this water corked?
Tom
A comment elsewhere on this blog has prompted me to ask the question: Are we mad to buy bottled water? Well, in my own case, the answer would be yes because we have our own well and the water is pretty pure according to the last analysis. It doesn’t taste terrific (no, not all water tastes the same) but I drink an awful lot of it, sometimes with the addition of about a teaspoon of lime cordial to the half litre.
But in Dublin, I drink bottled water. In fact, I bring well water from home for making tea and coffee. This is because the stuff that comes out of the tap in our city home tastes so foul. It smells and tastes like a swimming pool, because it’s heavily chlorinated. But it tastes worse than that. In winespeak terms, it’s “corked”.
Stop sniggering! And concentrate on a bit of science. Bad corks, the ones that make wine taste “musty” do so because they started life containing mould. Corks are treated with bleach and steam can which react with mould to produce a substance called TCA – minute quantities of which create a mouldy, musty taste.
The same thing can happen in waterworks, hence much tap water tastes “musty” and therefore much less pleasant than Ballygowan, Tipperary, Evian and what have you.
So people who buy bottled water are not all mad. Here’s a scientific paper which may be of interest.
Are you happy to drink your tap water straight from the tap? In a glass, obviously, otherwise you have to contort yourself in a way not advised by physiotherapists. Or have you found a filter that makes it taste…well, pretty okay, especially if it’s chilled, with lots of ice and lemon?
And can local authorities let us know how much TCA and its related compounds are in drinking water? I know it’s not nearly as worrying as E Coli and the like but, if you have functioning tastebuds, it’s not very nice…

11:05 am
There was once an episode of Pinky and the Brain, back in the 1990s, where Brain announces that he has a “new plan to take over the world”.
Comment by LiamPinky asks “What’s that, Brain”, to which he responds, “I shall pollute the water supply with this DNA defibuliser, turning everyone into mindless slaves.”
Pinky asks “What about the people who drink bottled water?”
Brain asserts; “Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves.”